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The title pretty much speaks for itself. There are 5 incorrect quotes per chapter! credits go to the original posters.

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by LavenderCynthia

by LavenderCynthia

Stranger: Is this man annoying you?

Albus, glancing at Gellert: Yes, but he's my husband. I signed up for this.

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theseus: making my way to diagon alley

theseus: walking quickly

theseus:

theseus: walking a bit slower so my steps match with leta's because she's short

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Queenie: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

Vinda: Big spoon.

Abernathy: Little spoon.

Gellert: I'm a knife!

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Gellert: Vinda will get the information from him.

Prisoner: Really? A woman?

Vinda, in her silly goofy mood: *singing* I can't decide whether you should live or die.

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Newt: Tina kissed me!!

Jacob: OMG that's great!

Newt: I know... But I decided I probably shouldn't read too much into it.

Jacob: Yeah, you should maybe wait another two days before you ask her to marry you.