Theseus: Stop setting things on fire to see what happens. What happens is fire.
Newt: But what if something else happens just this one time
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Gellert: *says something evil and morally reprehensible*
Albus: Remind me again why I'm so in love with you?
Gellert: *smiles*
Albus, blushing: Ah. Yes. Right.
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Tina: Do you believe in aliens?
Newt: I think that it's more important for aliens to believe in themselves
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Sees someone chasing after a dangerous beast
Tina: What an idiot.
Realises it's Newt.
Tina: Wait! That's my idiot!
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Theseus, trying to act fine: I mean look at what I've accomplished. Do you think a depressed person could do all this?
Newt: Do you actually want me to answer that?
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RandomThe title pretty much speaks for itself. There are 5 incorrect quotes per chapter! credits go to the original posters.
