Aberforth: *pushing a pull door*
Gellert, walking by: Push harder.
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Newt: Ninety nine, One hundred. Ready or not here I come *takes hands away from his eyes*
Niffler and Dougal: *sitting in front of him*
Newt: Okay, I'll go over the concept one more time
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Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes, I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally, I'll betray the entire wizarding world.
- Queenie Goldstein
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leta: if you put "violently" in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier
jacob: violently bakes
queenie: violently reads minds
theseus: violently stares at wall
newt: violently chases nifflers
tina: violently facepalms
gellert: violently murders people
albus: violently worries about that previous statement
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Newt: Tina, you deserve an award for putting up with me
Tina: You are my award Newt
Gellert: Albus, you deserve an award for putting up with me
Albus: hell yes! You can be really annoying sometimes
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Incorrect Fantastic Beasts
De TodoThe title pretty much speaks for itself. There are 5 incorrect quotes per chapter! credits go to the original posters.
