gellert: i'm not open to just dating anyone. they have to meet my very high standards.
albus: *exists*
gellert: oh no, he has met all of my standards.
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Gellert: please calm down, dearest. I love you so much.
Albus: no. I am still angry with you
Gellert: would you like some kisses?
Albus: no! That won't calm me down again.
Gellert: how about I get you some lemon cake?
Albus: Get me two pieces of lemon cake and I'll even think about kissing you
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theseus: okay, if we can't do it by sheer force, we'll do it my way
newt: but your way is sheer force!
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Grindelwald: some of you may die, that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make
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Grindelwald: Who are you?
random Auror: You killed my friends!
Grindelwald: You have any idea how little that narrows it down?
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Incorrect Fantastic Beasts
AlteleThe title pretty much speaks for itself. There are 5 incorrect quotes per chapter! credits go to the original posters.
