Newt: [about Tina] She's single, I'm single... She's pretty, I'm pretty...
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Tina: You're driving on the wrong side of the road!
Newt: I'm sorry I'm English.
Tina: IT WAS THE WRONG SOID OF THE ROADE YE WAS DROIVING DOWN INNIT
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Dumbledore: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?
Grindelwald: Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
Dumbledore: ...Oh.
Grindelwald: I don't understand how you keep forgetting that.
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Albus: my food is too hot I can't eat it
Gellert: *smirks*
Gellert: dearest, you're too hot, but I still eat you
Ariana: *starts laughing out loud*
Aberforth: one dinner! I just want ONE DINNER!!!
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Jacob: I mean come on, let's just hug it out. Come on, hug it out.
Jacob, Newt, Tina: [struggling to group hug]
Tina: Who took my wallet?
Newt: [pulling a Niffler out from his pocket with the wallet] Sorry.
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Incorrect Fantastic Beasts
RastgeleThe title pretty much speaks for itself. There are 5 incorrect quotes per chapter! credits go to the original posters.