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Newt: [about Tina] She's single, I'm single... She's pretty, I'm pretty...

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Tina: You're driving on the wrong side of the road!

Newt: I'm sorry I'm English.

Tina: IT WAS THE WRONG SOID OF THE ROADE YE WAS DROIVING DOWN INNIT

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Dumbledore: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?

Grindelwald: Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.

Dumbledore: ...Oh.

Grindelwald: I don't understand how you keep forgetting that.

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Albus: my food is too hot I can't eat it

Gellert: *smirks*

Gellert: dearest, you're too hot, but I still eat you

Ariana: *starts laughing out loud*

Aberforth: one dinner! I just want ONE DINNER!!!


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Jacob: I mean come on, let's just hug it out. Come on, hug it out.

Jacob, Newt, Tina: [struggling to group hug]

Tina: Who took my wallet?

Newt: [pulling a Niffler out from his pocket with the wallet] Sorry.

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