Newt: Can I ask a dumb question?
Graves: Better than anyone I know.
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Gellert: Why is it whenever I have fun, it's considered "wrong"?
Albus: Gellert, when you have fun, people die.
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Tina *laying face down on the floor*: I. Have. Made. A. Huge. Mistake.
Queenie: Mood, but what the hell did you do?
Tina: Ate. Half. Of. A. Family. Size. Chip. Bag.
Queenie: Ok, wtf is wrong with you?
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Gellert: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, dozens of people died–
Albus: Hundreds, actually.
Gellert: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?
Albus: Yours!
Gellert: That's right, no one's.
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jacob: we've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. what can we live without?
newt: theseus, probably
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AcakThe title pretty much speaks for itself. There are 5 incorrect quotes per chapter! credits go to the original posters.
