Hades X Maleficent headcanons💜💙

Asking

Hades POV

"Are you stupid!?" Hook yelled while dubbled over laughing with Morgi. The guys could barely stand up they were laughing so hard, and it was annoying.

"Are you finished?" I asked, rolling my eyes.

"It's just...of all people, why on earth would you ask Maleficent to the winter formal!?🤣" Hook continued to laugh while teasing me.

"Because I wanted to ask her out! What's the problem with it?"

"Oh, there is nothing wrong with asking her out...mostly, it's just asking her to the winter formal that has me confused." Morgi said, managing to stop laughing for 2 minutes

I just rolled my eyes at them, "I didn't have any better ideas."

"Clearly!" They laughed

"Are you two gonna keep making fun of me or can I go find her now?" I asked, already turning to walk away.

"Both, cause we're gonna watch this!"

"No your not!" I yelled.

"Yes we are." Morgi argued.

"Give me one good reason why I shouldn't burn the both of you to a crisp?"

The pair smirked at each other before answering. "Cause we know where Maleficent is." Hook answered.

I stared at the both of them, and I wanted to kill them. But I also didn't want to run around the whole school, "Fine!" I yelled angrily, "you can come!" They both high fived excitedly, still laughing like crack heads.

"Now where is she?"

Hook pointed behind me to the top of a hill where Maleficent and 4 other 'Fae' were standing. Merlin was up there with them, so I guess they were all learning some kinda magic. As soon as I saw her i wanted to kill my friends for waisting my time.

"I hate you both, so much."

"We know." They said in unison.

Hook put his arm around my neck and started walking up the hill with me. "Come on lover boy!"

"Get off me!" I yelled pushing him up and continuing up the hill.

Maleficent POV

"Oh fittle sticks!" Merrywether 'cussed' at yet again, another failed attempt to turn an apple into a ruby. Professor Merlin sighed while shaking his head; like the rest of us, he was annoyed with how many times she had failed.

"One more try Merrywether." He said. We all groaned when we said that. We were tired of standing out in the snow watching her fail over and over again. It was fun at first, now it's boring. "Now class," he started, "remember what I said about cheering each other on. Everyone is at different leaves of magic."

Just to prove his point, I snapped my fingers and the apple turn into a ruby.

"Hey!" Merrywhether whined. "I was supposed to do that!"

"Thank you should've done it an hour ago."

"Why I otta-"

"Yo!" Hades yelled, coming up the hill. "If you're not busy, M I need to talk to you."

"Hades, in case you didn't notice, we are in the middle of a lesson." Merlin scolded him.

"No I noticed, and it looks to me like M knows what she's doing. Merrywether, not so much."

"Shut up you..you you....you big meany!!" Merrywether cussed.

"Please!!" I yelled, "just say fuck!"

"Enough!" Merlin shouted. "Maleficent turn that apple back to its original form and you may go."

One snap of my fingers later, the apple was back to normal and I was walking away with Hades. "Thanks for giving me a reason to leave."

"You're welcome. You looked ready to die of boredom."

"I was." I said. "So, what did you wanna talk about?"

"Oh right. I wanted to ask you to the winter formal."

I looked at him like he lost his damn mind, cause I honestly thought he did. "What?"

"I want to ask you to the winter formal." He repeated.

"....you actually want to go to that?"

"Not really, but I didn't know how else to ask you out." He admitted.

"At least he's honest."  I thought to myself.

"So, wanna go with me?" He asked once again.

"Sure."

The look on his face was priceless! He looked surprised as hell that I said yes to going with him. "You good?" I asked, snapping him out of it.

"Yeah! Yeah I'm..I'm good."

"Great. See at lunch." I turned to leave, but turned back last second and kissed his cheek.  "Bye." Than I walked away, leaving Hades standing there, blushing like an idiot. It wasn't 10 seconds before I heard Hook and Morgi burst out laughing behind me.