Hades X Maleficent headcanons💜💙

Life is sweet

"So your friends with everyone?" Red, daughter of the queen of hearts, asked the young her versions of her mother while the girl handed out flamingo feather cupcakes to everyone.

"Oh gosh no!" Bridget, the pink haired girl told Red, Chloe daughter of Cinderella, and the young Ella as they joined her. "My only real friend is Ella. But with time and a few more treats, they will be."

Not even a second later, a group of villains came running into the courtyard. The future Auradon kids all crowed together for safety and back swayed from the villains.

Hook walked down the middle of isle, his hook pointed at the crowd. "Look for a hand, find a golden hook! Captain of the seas, I got em all shook!"

"Son of Morgona, serpentine, Morgis the name better run and hide" Morgi sang after Hook, making his eyes glow green and snake like before moving his hand in front of his eyes to make the return to normal. Hades and Maleficent sang next, with Hades leading Maleficent down the path and kissing her hand. "Hades here from the fiery depths."

"Sharp as a throne I'm Maleficent."

Both villains showed their powers to the goodies; Hades igniting his hair and hand in blue flames while Maleficent came up behind him, running her hand along his back while she shot a blast of green magic towards the group. "Now for the hottest, the goddess of darkness, here she comes. ULIANA!" Hook and Mogi both sang before Uliana pushed them out of the way with her tentacles.

"I'm not your everyday villain. I'm taking souls for a living. Got a torturous mind full of evil designs. I could grind up your bones in a minute. Down in the darkest depths of the sea the scariest things are scared of me. Say Uliana and watch them Fleeeeee!" Ulianas friends step forward at her side, only to be almost smacked in the face with her tentacles. Maleficent glared at her, looking ready to plan her murder while Hades wiped whatever slim he just gotten on his face off.

"She's Ursula's baby sister." Bridget told Red and Chloe.

"Okay?" They both mumbled confused and a bit shocked. Uliana rolled her eyes and the group continued to sing. "The sun shines a little more brightly!"

"The dark is a little enticing!" The villains sang, mocking the dance moves of the goodie kids.

"It's all gonna turn out nicely with just a taste of your heart! It's likely...."

"We'll just make it all much more frightening!" The villains circled the courtyard with all the goodie and other villains dancing circles around each other. Maleficent stuck close to Hades, while hissing at the "hero's" and flashing her claws at them. Hades stuck to just snarling at them while he watched his girlfriend glare Ella and Bridget down like a hawk; it was hot.

"Just mix it up you'll keep finding that life is sweeter when you are seeing things brightly, when you take things a little more lightly. Just mix it up you'll keep finding life is sweeter when you are." They all stopped dancing with Bridget standing face to face with Uliana, holding the tray of cupcakes in front of her. Uliana pick up of the cupcakes from the tray and thanked the bright pink girl.

"Oh...sure!" Bridget smiled happily. "Of course. Happy to..."

"For all of them!" Uliana cut her off, taking the whole tray from her. "I mean, flamingo feathers are like super rare, right?" Uliana teased her before Ella chimed in, pushing Bridget behind her.

"Hey! Give that back to her!"

"I'm sorry! I don't speak peasant girl." Hook and Morgi snickered at her comment. "I love your outfit btw, it's so...put together!" She said as she ripped Ella's shirt with her tentacles. Uliana, her gang, and all the other villains laughed at the abused girl. Hades walked in front of the girls, glaring them down before walking over to Maleficent and putting an arm around her shoulder.

Ulianas shell necklace began to glow as she mocked Bridget in a high pitched voice. "My names Bridget and I have to bribe people with treats to be my friends because I'm such a loner!" She laughed while Hook and Morgi stood beside her smiling. Bridget and Ella frowned, taking each other's hand for comfort.

"Hey! Code of Conduct prohibits theft and bullying!" Chloe schooled the villain, borrowing a random students tourney club to threaten them with.

Uliana dramatically out her hand to her head, pretending to faint while Hook pushed the clup away and got in the blue girls face. "Yes lass. I dunno where you come from but here we don't fight till after school. Meet me then."

She scoffed and rolled her eyes. "You wouldn't stand a chance." Hook simply laughed, not the slightest bit threatened by her.

Red pushed Chloe behind her and got in Ulianas face. "Listen squid face, give the cupcakes back or I'll rip that magic tongue out of your throat!"

"Oh girl." Uli smiled in amazement. "I only wanted the feathers. You can have the rest!" She plucked the feathers off the cupcakes and threw the cupcakes onto the ground.

Uli held the feather up over her mouth before Bridget yelled to stop her. "Wait! That's to many!" Uliana ignored her and popped the feathers into her mouth.

"You shouldn't have done that."

Uliana just scoffed and started staring at herself in her little hand held mirror, ranting about Bridget being jealous of her "fabulosity" when the effect of the feathers started to take effect. "You can't handle th-SQUACK!!" Uli looked panicked and horrified at the sound she just made. "What was that!?" Uliana lashes and dreadlocks all began to turn a bright shade of flamingo pink as she kept freaking the fuck out.

"You alright Uli? You're looking a little..pink." Hook chuckled.

"Shut up!!"

Hades watched utterly bored, holding a protective hand on Maleficents shoulder while she watched highly amused by the chaos unfolding. Uli dropped to the ground a few seconds later and Fae came running up to the group. "Someone help her!?"

"Yeah someone should help her." Hades said sarcastically with a sly smirk, receiving a small slap on the chest from Maleficent. "Hush I'm enjoying this!" She whispered. Morgi ran behind her in an attempt to help her, only to fall on his butt when he pulled her jacket off. Uli stood and a flamingo beak had sprouted from her face along with some feather. Uliana stared at Ella and Bridget, who were horrified and lunged at them. The girls ran off, causing everyone in the courtyard to follow after them. Hades and Maleficent weren't as eager to run after them and simply just watch as everyone ran in a frenzy before slowly walking after them.

"Come on Lotus flower." Hades sighed, holding her hand in a way only the two of them would do. (If you saw the movie you know what I mean)

The three girls ran to a different part of the school. Bridget and Ella ran to one door way only to be blocked by Hook and Maleficent. "Hello darlings!" Hook laughed along with Maleficent. They ran the other way only for Ella to be blocked by the pirate and Fae, while Bridget got cornered by Hades and Morgi. "Where you going!?" Hades yelled teasingly. Uli ran up onto the fountain to try and grab Bridget, only for Ella to grab her last minute and accidentally make Uli lose her balance and fall back into the surprisingly deep water. She thrashed around in the water, her friends smiles disappearing and turning into looks of worry.

Bridget and Ella pushed past the group of kids watching Uliana and ran for it. Uliana managed to sit up, coughing up water and the peak disappearing. She looked around at the kids laughing at her, and get up humiliated. "Where's Bridget!?" She yelled. "It will destroy her!!!" She got out of the water, stumbling around and storming off into the door that Hades and Morgi originally went through "tell Bridget this isn't over!"

Hook and Maleficent left through the door they came in from, Maleficent hissing at the other kids as they left. Morgi and Hades walked around the fountain and followed the others, giving Uli time to cool off. The four of the them went back to Hades and hooks dorm room, and all immediately burst into a laughing fit. "Oh that was great!" Morgi laughed.

"Yeah!" Hades agreed. "Lotus flower did you know that would happen?! Bridget bought her feathers from you."

"I had no idea." She chuckled. "I knew they had side effects but I have no clue it would turn her into a flamingo."

"Regardless, that was hilarious!" Hook smirked, plopping down on his bed. "....shes gonna come up with some revenge plan isn't she?"

"Yes" the three villains said in unison, a tad bit annoyed by the thought.