Hades X Maleficent headcanons💜💙

Lunch and planning

Uliana was still fuming after the events with Bridget. Her friends had to listen to her complaining all the way to the cafeteria and frankly, they were tired of it. "Are we going to have to listen to this all through lunch?" Maleficent groaned. "Cause I'm skipping lunch if we do."

"You aren't skipping lunch but I agree." Hades chimed in, putting his arm around his gfs waist.

"Oh shut up you two!" Uli snapped, storming into the cafeteria and cutting the line. The students waiting patiently all groaned and shouted in annoyance but one look from Maleficent shut them right up. Uliana grabbed four trays with her tentacles and gave them to her gang to get food. Maleficent didn't bother with it and just grabbed the last dragon fruit and strawberries from the line and went to sit at their normal table. Hook and Morgi noticed her lack of actual food and turned to Hades. "Are you gonna stop her?" They asked.

"Nope." Hades answered

"Really? Your normally up her ass about eating." Morgi questioned rather confused

"She's eating fruit and actually eating without me having to fight her, I'm taking it as a win." Hades knew when to pick his battles when it can to Maleficents eating disorder, today was not one of those days. He took his tray and sat beside her, lightly scratching her back while she ate. The rest of their friends joined them slightly after. Morgi practically threw his tray down and pulled some papers out of his bag quickly.

"You good Mate?" Hook asked his boyfriend

"No! I forgot to do my homework and it's due next period." Morgi said in a panic. Uliana and hook looked at each other with worried expressions. "We had homework?!" Uli asked.

"Yes!"

"Fuck!"

"You two forgot didn't you?" Maleficent chuckled.

"Shut up!" Uliana yelled, digging through her back to find her homework. Maleficent and Hades just laughed at their friends frantically looking for their school work. "You know if you just did it when the teacher gives it to you this wouldn't be a problem"

"Well not all of us are fucking bookworms!" Uli shouted at her Fae friend. Maleficent ignored the comment and went back to cutting up her dragon fruit, laying against Hades side. Hades smiled and kissed the side of her head, holding his hand around her waist. The gang sat in silence for a bit, minus the few frustrated groans from Morgi and Uli, until random lovey dovey music began to play. The whole cafeteria looked up in confusion until they saw Aladdin strolling into the cafeteria with a giant sign in his hands, and his friends behind him carrying flowers and balloons for Jasmine. Aladdin knelt in front of his girlfriend, revealing the sign that read "Will you go to castlecoming with me?" in bold gold letters. Jasmine immediately jumped into his arms kissing him. "Yes yes yes!!"

The whole cafeteria erupted in cheers and applause....the villains were not amused. Maleficent had covered her ears (so did the other true blood fairys in the cafeteria) attempting to drown out the noise. Hades snarled at the couple and snapped his fingers, setting Aladdin sign on fire as well as the flowers. Uliana used her tentacles and throw the speaker against the wall to turn it off and trip up the overly romantic couple. "Gods do you two know how to be district!?" Uli snapped at them.

"Oh your just jealous that no one asked you and no one will ever love y—" Jasmines rant was cut off my Maleficent. "SILENCE!" She cursed. The princess tried to speak but no words came out. Maleficent smirk, "you will be silent until the night of castlecoming." Jasmine looked at her pissed and ran out of the room, followed by Aladdin who was attempting to comfort her. Hades smiled proudly at his girlfriend. "And this is why I love you."

"Well I've lost my lunch!" Hook said pushing his try away. "Anyone want my sandwich?" Hades and Morgi didn't wait 2 seconds before each grabbing a half. "....i swear you'd think you two never get fed."

"Changing the topic," Uli chimed in. "We're going to the black lagoon tonight to plot Bridget's revenge." There was a collective groan among the group; truthfully none of them felt like going out to their hideout. "Do we have to?" Hook complained.

"Yes!"

"Why?!"

"Because I want revenge!"

"Uli you do realize you want revenge for something that was entirely your fault?" Hook stated

"How so!?" She snapped.

"Because you saw that everyone who ate the cupcakes part of them turned pink" Maleficent stated. "AND Bridget even warned you that that was too many. Plus if you ever paid attention in class you'd know flamingo feathers have weird side effects!"

Uliana just glared at her, "are you done fae girl? Cause I still blame that walking tooth ache and want revenge."

"Unbelievable." Maleficent rolled her eyes and gathered up her back, choosing to go to class instead of dealing with Uliana. Hades groaned and grabbed his stuff. "I got her."

"Meet at the lagoon tonight!"

"Yeah yeah." Hades waved her off and went after his girlfriend. "Mal! Hey Mallie wait up!" He yelled running after her. He caught up with her and grabbed her hand. "You okay?"

"Yeah..." she lied.

"Lotus flower." He said questioningly

"She's just so insufferable sometimes!" Maleficent snapped, stopping in the middle of the hallway to shout. "And who the fuck does she think she is bossing us around!?"

"Idk babe." Hades shrugs. "But that's Uli for ya. Doesn't listen and likes to boss people around."

"Well I'm getting tired of it!" Maleficent yelled, scaring all the students around them.

"Trust me, I am too." Hades held her hand and lifted her chin up to look at him. "But look at it this way, we get this crap over with, get to mess with that bitch some more, than have a great night at castlecoming."

Maleficent sighed and laid her forehead against his. "What would I do without you?"

"Probably burn this place to the ground"