Perfect revenge.

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Hades, hook, Morgi, and Uliana all waited at the edge of the forbidden forest for Maleficent. "Where the fuck is that girl!?" Uliana tapped her foot impatiently.

"She's on her way," hades said boredly, scrolling through his phone. "Just be patient."

"I don't have the time to be patient!"

"Well maybe you should find the time. And while you're at it, find the time to not treat my girlfriend like shit!" Hades snapped at her. Hook and Morgi looked back and forth between the sea witch and the underworld king, not sure if they need to intervene or stay out of the way; Morgi picked both.

"So.." he started, "did you ever mange to get the ring Hades?" Hades nodded and pulled a black leather box out of his pocket and showed it to the gang.

" he started, "did you ever mange to get the ring Hades?" Hades nodded and pulled a black leather box out of his pocket and showed it to the gang

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His friends all stared at it in awe. "Dude! Where did you find something like that?!" Hook asked admiring the ring.

"My nephew Hephaestus made it for me."

"Weren't you supposed to propose like two weeks ago?" Uli asked, slightly debating whether or not to steal the ring.

"I was, but the ring wasn't ready in time so I just had to improvise with our anniversary and just take her to Europe to see all the torture museum and deadly plants." Hades explained putting the ring away before Uli could take it.

"You say that the same way someone would say "oh we just went to McDonald's." Hades playfully shoved hook, not amused by his comment. "Sorry I'm late!" The group turned to see Maleficent running up to them.

"The fuck took you so long!?" Uliana yelled.

"I had some shit to do! Calm down at least I showed up."

Uliana rolled her eyes and went into the forest, the group following behind her. They all walked deep into the forest, hook and Morgi joking around. "You know Uli, you did look fabulous as a flamingo." Hook laughed. "Shut up!" Uliana yelled at him before she started to sing. "I'm fierce, I'm feared. You know I'm the baddest here. Show up with my crew, boo hoo. You'll be wiping up more than a puddle of tears. My competition, call Urs, but her curses ain't the worst. I got potions, evil spell to turn your life from bad to worse"

The other four villains joined in. "Rah!" They continued making their way to the black lagoon while Uliana sang. "Than there's that desperate girl. Coming for me, try to mess with my world. Well, villainous is how I live." Hades and Morgi tan through the forest, jumping and flipping over rocks and fallen branches. Hook had taken Maleficent hand and was leading her through the path, making sure neither of the trip. "She'll regret messing with the wrong sea witch cause, I got a lifetime of vengeance. I'm savage to the bone, and anyone who crosses me gonna wish they were never born!" During this, hook let go of Maleficent hand and she turned to hades, both seeming just to check on each other. Afterwards, Ulianas necklaces flew a blueish purple then she blows into it like a horn.

A giant angler fish rose from the water, its mouth wide open for the teens to run into. Uliana ran across the stepping stones first with Hook and Mogir following behind her. Hades made sure maleficent went in front of him and got across safely before coming after her. "They won't know what's coming when I hit em with that re-venge! They gonna start running when I hit em with that re-venge! Wont stop till I conjure up a painful perfect punishment! I don't get mad I get even! Gonna find the perfect revenge!"

Once inside their layer, the 5 villains gathered around with the other pirates and continued singing. "Gonna find that perfect, perfect revenge. Find that perfect, perfect revenge. Gonna find that perfect, perfect revenge. Gonna find that perfect, perfect revenge." Uliana climbed the wall with her tentacles, "any suggestions?"

"Well why don't you make her walk the plank?" Hook suggested, pretending to walk the imaginary plank.

"Darling that's to easy."

"Prick her with a thousand thorns?"

"And what she'd fall asleep?!" Uliana scoffed at Maleficent suggestion.

"We could burn her to a crisp." Hades suggested, snapping his fingers and lighting his hair on fire. Whether or not he was suggesting to do that to Bridget or to Uli because she was rude to Maleficent again was up for debate. Morgi seemed to like the idea and jumped over hades. "Yeah let's burn her to a crisp!"

"No it should be worse, worse, worse than all of these!" Uliana dropped down from the air onto the ground, landing in a "superhero landing" pose. "Revenge should be vicious in whatever we do, to that poor unfortunate soul should be ten times more cruel!"

"They won't know what's coming when I hit em with that re-venge!" Hades lit a fireball in his hand and shot it into the crystal ball like thing in the center of the group. "They gonna start running when I hit em with that re-venge! Wont stop till I conjure up a painful perfect punishment! I don't get mad I get even! Gonna find the perfect revenge!" Hook, Morgi, Hades and Maleficent all gathered around close to the platform (that's what I'm calling it) that Uliana stood on. "Calling all sprites of the black lagoon, show me a recipe fit for her doom. Toxically sweet with a side of pure spite, honey the perfect revenge that will bite!"

The group all climbed up beside Uliana, looking at the illusion of a strange book called "the sorcerer cookbook." Uliana was not impressed.

"What? A book? That's it? I asked for a painful punishment!" Her attitude changed when she saw an image of Bridget being turned into a hideous monster. "But hold up this might be evil on a plate!! So imma serve her, what she deserves! And that's Justice, dressed up like the sweetest dessert. Perfect!"

The VK's all joined back on the floor with the other pirates and sang. "They won't know what's coming when I hit em with that re-venge! They gonna start running when I hit em with that re-venge! Wont stop till I conjure up a painful perfect punishment! I don't get mad I get even! Gonna find the perfect revenge! Gonna find that perfect, perfect revenge. Find that perfect, perfect revenge. Gonna find that perfect, perfect revenge. Gonna find that perfect, perfect revenge!" The song ended with the five villains back on the bank of the black lagoon.

"We'll back our own treat!" Uli told her friend cackling as they headed back to campus. A few moments later, Morgi stopped into his tracks. "Did you guys hear that?"

"Hear what?" Uli asked him.

"I thought I heard someone screaming."

"I didn't hear anything." Hades said, holding his arms around Maleficent.

"Yeah me either." Hook agreed with the god.

"Huh..." Morgi shook his head. "Must be hearing things."

Once back to the school, the group started to come up with a plan to steal the book. "Do you even know where it is?" Hades asked, lying on his bed and rubbing his gf back.

"I'll find it!" She snapped

"It's in Merlin's office." Maleficent chimed in. "He keeps all of the most dangerous books there and puts a magic seal on it so it can't fall into the wrong hands."

"So our hands?" Mogir asked.

"Yep."

"So if we can't get it open, how will we get the spell from it?"

"We will cross that bridge when we get there." Uli said, grabbing her jacket. "We get it tomorrow night once Merlin has left. Understand?"

"Understood!"

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