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(italics are implied to be flashbacks:) )

"In today's special episode of Total Drama Island. You've been watching Gwen, Heather, Duncan, Leshawna, and Y/n make their way to the final five. It's been a long seven weeks. So, we decided to give our wee finalists a chance to contemplate on how far they've gotten. And enjoy all the camp grounds have to offer. But what happens to the cameprs after they walk the dock of shame? Board the boat of losers, and leave the camp? Where are these rejects living? How are they spending their time? And who do they think deserve to win the one hundred grand? The losers are about to let it all hang out. And you won't wanna miss a word. Comin' up on Total Drama Island!"

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"Welcome to Playa de Losers!" Chris says riding his jet ski to a fancy resort on the beach. "The all inclusive luxury resort where our campers are sent after being brutally voted out of the game to lick their wounds and accept their fate as reality show losers. When we are down to the two final competitors, their fate will be in the hands of these seventeen losers!"

"Ahhh this is the life! Woahhhh!" Sadie falls off her chair and into the pool, splashing Noah in the process.

"Get my shirt wet why don't ya?" He snarks. Sadie laughs at his misfortune and floats in the pool.

" Sorry Noah. Woooo! You guys should come in it's sooo nice! Ow! Something bit me!"

Katie gasps and brings her knees to her chest. "Do you think it's a shark?"

"Sharks don't swim in chlorinated water brainiac."

"Noah's right.." Sadie says looking around the pool. "Besides, I saw the sharks getting seeweed mud wraps."

"If it wasn't a shark, what was it?"

Izzy emerges from under the water and laughs. "Oh sorry about that. I just had the urge to bite something. Do you ever have that feeling? Like you need to just sink your teeth into something. Maybe that's how sharks feel huh? Okay bye!" She holds her breath and then goes under water.

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"As you can see our campers have made themselves comfortable here at our luxury resort." Ezekiel sits in the hot tub with Geoff and Bridgette as they make out. " Looks like Geoff and Bridgette are happy to be reunited."

" Dude! This resort is off the charts!" He yells then continues making out with his girlfriend.

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"Can you believe this place is right around the corner from this lame-o campground." Trent says while suntanning with DJ.

"Now this is what I'm talking about. I can hang here from a while." An eagle suddenly swoops down and takes bunny from DJ as he screams out for him. "Oh no...bunny!"

The eagle drops bunny onto the grill and Cody comes over looking redder than usual with tongs in hand.

"You know, ever since I got my body cast off and stitches removed, I started to realize, this place is pretty sweet!"

"Yo Cody need some sunscreen? You're looking a bit pink dude."

"No thanks! I'm trying to get a tan. It attracts the ladies!"

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" I love being a loser! This is so much more my style." Lindsey gushes as she and Tyler sit poolside together. " If I'd have known how phat this place was I would've gotten my butt kicked off first episode! Plus, now Tyler and I can hang out!" They smile at each other and lean in to kiss each other. When they pull back Lindsey raises her eye brows and looks around. "Which one's Tyler?"