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"Last time on Total Drama World Tour! Our newly wed couples fell hard for Niagara Falls. With the teams dissolved, alliances came into play. Old rivals became buddies. And ex friends became enemies."

The clip of Y/n falling face first into mud and Noah laughing shows on the screen.

"Sierra, found that the honeymoon challenge, totally fake by the way, was the perfect opportunity for her to profess her underlying love for Cody. However the dork did not feel the same way, and grew tired of Sierra, leading him to self eliminate. Our big buddy Owen, followed shortly after him being the next one to go."

"Who will win? Who will lose? Who will be-" Chris stops when he sees Blainley invading his hot tub. "In my hot tub?! The tub is for hosts only."

"I'm a host, watch this. Lights, frights, and a whole world of awesome sights, right here on Total Drama-"

"Okay, get out of my tub."

★○★○★○★

I sat at the bar playing with the ends of my hair as I waited around for the next challenge. It was nice being in first class, but there was a dark cloud always hovering and invading my space. And that dark cloud had a tacky green mohawk.

"Hey ex wifey."

I raise an eyebrow at him and then sigh in annoyance as I ignore him, still angry about yesterday.

"Mmmmmm," he says looking at our wedding cake and taking his finger to poke it. The icing gets on his finger and he flicks it onto my shirt. "Well at least something good came from our marriage."

I gasp and look at my shirt and glare at him, grabbing a napkin and wiping off my shirt. "You're so childish."

"Oh come on, you can't still be mad about yesterday, I told you it wasn't my idea anyway. You and I need to be on the same side here anyway because we have a common foe-"

***confessionals***

Duncan: "Don't get me wrong, I'm really enjoying the silent treatment. At least she can't say something grossly positive or influential...with Owen gone, I lost a vote I could kind of count on..slightly. So I figured, making nice with Y/n wasn't a bad idea. Too bad she and Courtney have gotten so close." He says crossing his arms. "Well if she's gonna take Courtney, then I'm gonna take Noah." He says with a scoff.

***confessionals end***

He's cut off when I chuck a piece of cake at him. It gets all over his face and shirt and I snicker at him.

"We don't have anything in common and I don't need anything from you." I look at the bit of frosting that remains on my finger and lick it off. "Mmmmmm, you're right, something good did come out of our marriage." I say with a smirk.

"Attention passengers, feeling alone in the game? Looking for an ally you can call your very own? Consider joining forces with me, you won't regret it." Blainley said taking over the intercom. I roll my eyes and tune her out.

Meanwhile, in loser class, Sierra was balling her eyes out in the corner of the room, being a distraction to everyone else.

"This cannot be real life." Noah says with a groan. "Being delusional about someone that doesn't even feel the same way about you? Come on, shut up already! Love isn't real I know first hand."

"Well you...have some points I guess." Heather said drumming her hands on her knees. "The girl has got to get a grip."

Sierra side eyes Heather admist her cries, making Alejandro cut in.