𝐭𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜

picnic at hanging dork (38)

don't hate me, you hear me, DONT

"Ugh, loser class again? Pathetic." Alejandro says standing in front of all of us. "We must rise from the ashes and ignite the fires of victory!"

"I'm all for starting fires."

"And I do love victory." I say running my fingers through my hair.

"The Amazons are only powerful because they have both Courtney and Heather. We need to break them apart, but how?"

"Ouu ouu! Act like you're crushing on Heather-"

"He doesn't really have to act." Noah interrupts.

"-And she'll go home, same as Bridgette and Leshawna." Owen finishes. At the mention of Bridgette, I frown and Alejandro warily looks my way.

"Bridgette and Leshawna, I thought I was the only guy who snagged double gold at the Babe Olympics?"

"Umm..yes. I was truly fond of both. Sadly the fates were against us."  I go to say something about how he was dishonest, but Noah squeezes my thigh, signaling me to chill out. Reluctantly, I don't make any sudden movements and continue listening to Alejandro's conspiring.

***confessionals***

Y/n: "Alejandro's very lucky." I say pointing towards the camera. "But when the time comes, I can't wait to get back at him for all he's done." I say making a slicing motion across my neck. "If you're watching this Bridge, hey! I miss you!"

***confessionals end***

"I guess I could attempt a false seduction, but it goes against gentleman's code."

"There's a code for that crud?"

"Yes, everyone knows that-oh wait, you don't because you're a jerk." I say to Duncan who just rolls his eyes.

"If I seduce Heather, then Courtney will remain unaffected. If only we could weaken both at once."

"Instead of flirting with Heather, flirt with Courtney instead." Noah suggests.

"Of course! If I flirt with Courtney, it will distract both of them from the game at hand. And one will surely vote the other off. Brilliant idea Noah."

**confessionals***

Noah: "Maybe I'm being a kiss up,but Alejandro's already on my case, and I don't need to be on his bad side for any longer."

***confessionals end***

"Competitors please move to the common area to prep for landing."

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We walk into the common area, where Team Amazon is already seated. I go to sit on one of the benches by Cody and Sierra, but am stopped when Noah puts his arm out.

"Wait." He says, stopping me in my tracks. He uses his sleeve to wipe off the seat for me. "Here you go." He says gesturing towards the seat.

"Awww." Sierra coos as I thank him and sit in the seat across Sierra, him sitting in the seat across Cody. "This is super cute! We're like on a double date!! Y/n-oah and Coderra!" She says putting her arms around Cody and pulling him to her chest.

Noah and my cheeks heat up from awkwardness as she smiles. Cody silently mouths "help me" from her grip as he struggles to breathe.

"Double date? Awww how romantic. Right guys?" Owen says coming out of nowhere. "I am so happy!" Owen says wiping fake tears from his eyes.