Bandom One-shots book 3

What If? (Vince Neil x Razzle)

~What If after the crash Vince never drank, smoke or did drugs again? What if he divorced Sharise and married Razzle? Also features: Nikki Sixx x Steven Adler, Mick Mars x Axl Rose, Duzzy and Tommy Lee x Slash~

~Vince Neil POV~

It's been two months since the car crash, I quit drinking, smoking and doing drugs and I divorced Sharise and she aborted my baby but I don't care, I can't risk it anymore. Razzle is at work at the studio currently and I'm at home trying to figure out some songs with the boys. "Whiskey?" Nikki asked as I shook my head. "No. I meant what I said" I said as he shrugged and drank it. I hated even the smell of it, it was sickening to me. 

"Alright I think we're good guys" I said after 2 hours of recording in my home studio. "Yeah! Sounds great. Can I use your phone to call Steven?" Nikki asked as I nodded. "Go for it. You're probably too drunk to driven anyway" I said as he rolled his eyes. There was a knock at the door as I was confused, Razzle wasn't supposed to be home yet. "It's probably Axl" Mick said opening the door as it wasn't, it was Slash.

"Wrong." He said laughing as Tommy's eyes lit up as he ran and bear hugged him. "Hi T-bone. Ready to go home?" He said as Tommy smiled. "Yes" He said as they left as I waved goodbye to them. I saw Axl's car pull up as him and Mick left and Nikki left with Steven. "Finally some peace" I said making a cup of coffee. 

"Baby! I'm home!" I heard Razzle's voice as I immediately said fuck the coffee and ran into his arms as he laughed. "Miss me?" He asked as I kissed him deeply. "Extremely-" I said as he smiled and brought me in for another kiss as he slipped his tongue into my mouth as I moaned softly. I heard the coffee maker beep as I was too lost in my own world to hear it. "Darling~ That's your coffee~" Razzle said as I whined and buried my head into his chest.

"I don't want it anymore. I want you" I said looking at him as he smiled and placed his finger under my chin as he lifted it up as our eyes met. "Want you-" I whined as he chuckled. We've never actually had sex yet, despite us being legally married. I didn't have to do much except be myself because same-sex marriage isn't legal so I just acted like a girl for our marriage. It worked very well. 

People often think I'm a girl so it really doesn't matter. "Are you sure?" He asked as I nodded. "Please-" I said as he blushed. "Go wait in the bedroom~" He said as I blushed and ran off. He turned off the coffee pot before I heard his footsteps up the stairs as I threw my clothes off. He slowly opened the bedroom door as I got into a sexy position as I saw him bit his lip. He got on top of me as I wrapped my arms around his neck. 

"God you're so hot~" He growled into my ear as I blushed. "Want you so bad~" I whined as he smiled and kissed me deeply as he pushed two fingers into me as tears pricked my eyes. "Shh baby~" He said as I cried out. "Razzle-" I whimpered as he started to thrust his fingers in and out of me, scissoring me and occasionally curling his fingers. "Ahh~ Ahh~ Mmm~" I moaned as I squirmed a bit. I was more uncomfortable than I was in pain. 

"Shh~ Vincey~" He said as I whined. "Uncomfy-" I said as he rubbed my sides causing me to shudder. "Are you ok?" He asked pulling his fingers out as I nodded. "Come here-" I said as he looked confused but did so. I took him into my mouth as he gasped as I started to bob my head. I looked at him as I fluttered my eyelashes as he groaned. He pulled me off as I looked at him with an innocent look as he chuckled. "You are far from innocent~" He said as I blushed. 

"Ready baby?" He asked as I nodded, holding onto his hands as he slowly pushed in as I squirmed. It was very uncomfortable at first but eventually it turned into pleasure. "Ahh~ Move~" I whined as he blushed and started to slowly thrust as I gasped. "Ahh~ Ahh~ So good!" I moaned as he smiled and pulled me in for a sweet kiss. "Ahh~ Razzle!" I moaned loudly as he went deeper, immediately slamming into my prostate as I cried out.

"RAZZLE!" I moaned loudly as he growled, pinning my hands above my head. "AHH~ Ehh! Hehh! Ohh fuck! Don't stop!" I moaned loudly as he smirked and bit onto my neck as I squealed. "RAZZLE!" I cried out as I came all over our stomachs as he grunted. "So hot baby~" He growled as I whined. "Ahh~ HAH RAZZLE!" I scream moaned as he came deep inside me, licking everything off our stomachs as I squirmed. 

There was a knock at the door as we both sighed. "You ok to wait here?" He asked as I nodded. 

~Razzle Dingley POV~

I threw some clothes on as I headed downstairs struggling to button my shirt as I opened the door. "Hi I'm with the Census Bureau I just wanted to confirm how many people live in your house and how you and Mrs Neil-Dingley are doing" The guy asked as I was shocked, I forgot they were coming over today! "Two sir. We're doing fine" I said as Vince came down the stairs. "Baby who is it?" He asked as he was wearing a women's housecoat, he prefers wearing women's clothes because they're more comfortable.

"Mrs Neil-Dingley! How are you?" He asked shaking his hand as he looked at me. "Very well. Thank you~" He said smiling as he looked confused. "Your voice sounds different!" He said as Vince was panicking. "Just a little sick!" He said smiling as the guy smiled. "Alright thank you!" He said leaving as I closed the door. "Fucks sake" I said running a hand through my hair as he frowned. "Soon darling. Soon we'll be understood" He said hugging me as I sighed and set him on my lap as we held each other.

"I hope so~"

~What If?~