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The Phantom Of The Opera ! Part One !

CAST: Axl Rose as the Phantom, Nikki Sixx as Christine Daae, Vince Neil as Raoul De Chagny, Duff McKagan as Philippe De Chagny, Slash as Madame Giry, Steven Adler as Meg Giry, Izzy Stradlin as Carlotta, Tommy Lee as Giles Andre, Mick Mars as Firmin Richard, Bret Michaels as Darius, Rikki Rockett as the Mercier, Bobby Dall as Remy, CC Deville as Gabriel, Jani Lane as Mifroid, Eddie Van Halen as Ubaldo Piangi and as Reyer James Hetfield. And as some people do not have many lines they will not have a huge role like Lefevre who will be played by TJ Racer. And also anyone who plays a girl will be a boy except: Nikki, Steven and Izzy.

We have reached the great choral scene in which Hannibal and his army return to save Carthage from the Roman invasion under Scipio. Hannibal is Eddie Van Halen; Elissa, Queen of Carthage is Izzy Stradlin. The two leading slave girls are played by Steven Adler and Nikki Sixx. Slash is the ballet mistress. James Hetfield, the repetiteur, is in charge. Izzy is alone, holding a pre. from the approaching Hannibal a bleeding severed head. 

"This trophy from our saviors, from the enslaving force of Rome!" Izzy shouted holding up the head. "With feasting and dancing and song, tonight in celebration we greet the victorious throng, returned to bring salvation!" The girls sang out. "The trumpets of Carthage resound ! Hear, Romans, now and tremble! Hark to our step on the ground!" The boys sang.

"Hear the drums! Hannibal Comes!" They all shouted as trumpets started to play. Eddie as Hannibal, enters the room. "Sad to return to find the land we love threatened once more by Roma's far-reaching grasp." Eddie said. "Signor...if you please: "Rome." We say Rome not Roma!" James interrupted. "Si, si. Rome, not Roma. Is very hard for me...Rome...Rome" Eddie said practicing the word.

"Once again, then, if you please, Signor: Sad to return" James said to Eddie. "This way, gentleman, this way. Rehearsals, as you see, are under way, for a new production of Chalumeau's Hannibal!" TJ said looking at the hiatus as he attempted to attract the attention. "Ladies and gentlemen, some of you may already perhaps, have met Monsieur Tommy and Monsieur Mick..." TJ started looking at everyone.

"I'm sorry, Monsieur TJ, we are rehearsing. If you wouldn't mind waiting a moment?" James said looking at them. "My apologies, Monsieur James. Proceed, proceed" TJ said as James turned back to Eddie. "Thank you, monsieur. Sad to return, Signor" He said looking at Eddie. "Monsieur James, our chief repetiteur. Rather a tyrant, I'm afraid." Tj said turning to Tommy and Mick. 

"Sad to return to find the land we love threatened once more by Rome's far-reaching grasp. Tomorrow we shall break the chains of Rome. Tonight, rejoice - your army has come home." Eddie rehearsed his lines. "Signor Van Halen, our principle tenor. He does play so opposite La Izzy." TJ said indicating towards Eddie. Slash was exasperated by their presence as he banged his cane angrily on the stage.

"Gentlemen, please! If you could kindly move to one side?" Slash asked looking a them. "My apologies Monsieur Adler." TJ said leading Tommy and Mick aside. "Monsieur Adler, our ballet mister. I don't mind confessing, Monsieur Mick, I shan't be sorry to be rid of the whole blessed business!" TJ said looking at them. "I keep asking you, monsieur. Why exactly are you retiring?" Mick asked as TJ ignored this and called attention to the continuing ballet. 

"We take a particular pride here in the excellence of our ballets!" Tj said smiling. "Who's that girl over there?" Tommy asked referring to Steven. "Her? Steven Adler, Monsieur Adler's daughter. Promising dancer, Monsieur Tommy, most promising" TJ said smiling. I became prominent, I have absent-mindedly fallen out-of-step.  "You! Nikki Sixx! Concentrate, girl!" Slash said banging his cane again. "Nikki, what's the matter?" Steven whispered to me. "Sixx? Curious name." Mick said overhearing it.

"Italian" TJ said as Mick nodded. "Any relation to the violinist?" Tommy asked. "His daughter, I believe. Always has her head in the clouds, I'm afraid" TJ said frowning. "Bid welcome to Hannibal's guests - the elephants of Carthage! As guides on our conquering quests, Dido sends Hannibal's friends!" The chorus began again.