It's Not Unusual (Michael Monroe x Eric Carr)

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~Also features: Stardemon, Vinnie Vincent x Bret Michaels, Razzle x Nasty Suicide and Sami Yaffa x Bruce Kulick. KISS has two guitarists. Tops: Paul Stanley, Bret Michaels, Razzle, Eric Carr, Sami Yaffa Bottoms: Bruce Kulick, Gene Simmons, Vinnie Vincent, Nasty Suicide, Michael Monroe. MODERN AU~

~Eric Carr POV~

"It's so fucking stupid we have to tour with Hanoi Rocks!" I said crossing my arms as Gene rolled his eyes. "A tour is a tour Eric" Paul said as I grumbled and tapped my sticks on my thighs. "You did this just for fucking Bruce didn't you?" I glared at them as they sighed, putting the eyeliner down. "Yes, can you stop being a bitch now?" Paul said as I rolled my eyes. "Whatever" I said getting up as I left the dressing room. 

I needed a fucking smoke after this but I'm trying to quit. "Where are they" I said searching my pockets as I pulled out herbal cigarettes as I lit one and sighed contently. Finally, some peace and fucking quiet. That is until the loud asses burst through the door, laughing and talking extremely loudly as I groaned. They were clearly on something as I saw Bruce was with them. 

I growled and grabbed his arm, pulling him away to a quieter spot. "Don't fucking tell me you were doing drugs with them!" I said as he grabbed the cigarette from my hand. "And you're smoking?!" He said as I showed him the pack. "Herbal cigarettes. Now answer my question" I said crossing my arms. "No I'm not. And Sami doesn't do drugs anymore because I'm pregnant." He said as I looked heartbroken and shocked. 

"Good for you" I said walking off as I went outside, I didn't care anymore, I've lost everything. I should've told him how I felt before I lost him. Now I really lost him...I sighed and slid down against the wall as I finished my cigarette, putting it out as I just stayed there, questioning everything. What was the point?

"Eric, we're on in 5" Paul said as I sighed and got up. "I'm coming" I said fixing my hair as I headed inside with him. 

~After the show~

Finally, the show is done we can go home. I packed my stuff into my car, we weren't too far from Sleepy Hollow, New York, where I currently live. "Hey Eric, you sure you're good to drive at midnight?" Michael asked as I shut the trunk of my car. "Yeah why wouldn't I?" I spat looking at him as he sighed. 

"Just be careful alright?" He said as I scoffed. "Why do you care?" I said crossing my arms. "Cause I love you alright!?" He said as my mouth hung open, he what? "You what?" I said looking at him. "I love you-" He said as I just stood there shocked. "Michael- I-" I said as I was at a loss for words. "I'm sorry-" He said about to walk away as I grabbed his arm and turned him around as I smashed our lips together.

"Come with me~" I said as he blushed. "Let me get my bags and I'll be right back~" He said running off as I waited, leaning on my car as I decided to have another cigarette while I waited. "Hey I got them!" He said as I was finishing up as I stepped on it to put it out. "Alright, just these two?" I said as he nodded. "Yeah" He said as I opened the back door. "Just throw them in there" I said as he did so as I opened the passenger door for him.

"Why thank you~" He said getting in as I shut the door and got into my side as I started the car. "Oh come on you damn thing!" I said as I was struggling to get it to start. "Eric-" He said as I shook my head. "No it's fine!" I said as it finally started. "Piece of shit" I mumbled as he sighed. "You need a new car" He said as I frowned. "I know, I know. I'm picking up a new one tomorrow" I said as I started to drive. 

"Just pray to god it doesn't break down in the middle of nowhere!" Michael said as I facepalmed. "Knock on wood" I said as I kept driving. 

~30 minutes later~

"And we're here!" I said pulling into the driveway after unlocking the gate. "Eric- this is your house!?" He said looking shocked as he got out as I laughed nervously. "Yeah...KISS gets you a lot of money" I said rubbing the back of my neck. "Holy shit!" He said in shocked as I laughed and got our bags into the house. "5 bedrooms, 5 bathrooms" I said setting the stuff down. "This is gorgeous!" He said looking out the giant window as I smiled.

"Why so big?" He asked as I sighed. "I have 4 kids...." I said as he looked shocked. "Shit I'm sorry- did I wake them?" He asked as I shook my head. "Staying the summer with their mom down in Eerie" I said as he nodded. "May I ask?" He said as I smiled. "Ask away!" I said going to the kitchen to make some tea. "What are their names?" He asked sitting at the island as I looked at him. 

"Well let's see. There's Teresa, she's my oldest at 16. Then there's Clayton who's 12, he's my son. Uh then there's Phoenix, she's 7 years old and my youngest boy, Matteo is 10 months" I said as he looked shocked. "Shit when did you and your ex break up?" He asked as I poured the tea. "Last month actually." I said as he frowned. "Well she sounds like a bitch" He said as I laughed. "She was" I said as he smiled and drank the tea. 

"Who is she?" He asked as I set my hands on the counter. "Brooke Shields." I said as he looked shocked. "Shit you're bi?" He asked as I nodded, sighing. "Well we should get some sleep" I said as he nodded. "I'll sleep with you" He said as I laughed. "Ok weirdo~" I said ruffling his hair as he laughed. 

~The next morning. Michael Monroe POV~

I groaned and rolled over feeling for Eric as I didn't feel him. "Huh?" I said to myself sitting up as I looked around. "Weird-" I said heading downstairs. "Hey! You're awake!" He said as I smiled. "Hey-" I said as he set breakfast out. "Hope you don't mind I made crepes-" He said as I looked shocked. "Shit! That's my favorite!" I said eating it quickly as he laughed. "It's really good!" I said with a mouthful as he wiped my mouth. 

"Careful, you'll choke" He said as I blushed. "IT'S YOUR FAULT!" Teresa yelled walking into the house followed by Clayton and Phoenix, Phoenix was holding Matteo. "HOWS IT MY FAULT!? I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS A SLUG THERE!" Clayton yelled as Eric groaned. "KIDS!" He yelled as they all stopped and turned to look at him. "Who's he?" Clayton asked as Eric sighed. "Your new mother" Eric said as they nodded. "Good to know. Nice to meet you mom" Clayton said shaking my hand as I laughed. "Michael Monroe, nice to meet you too Clayton" I said as Clayton smiled. "I'm still gonna call you mom!" He said as I laughed. "Here I'll take him" I said taking Matteo from Phoenix.

"Now does someone wanna tell me why you barged into our house yelling?" Eric said crossing his arms looking at Teresa. "Clayton stepped on a bug at moms boyfriends new house and they beat his ass" She said as my jaw dropped. "Ok good to know. You are never going back there" Eric said grabbing his phone as he made a phone call. "So how did you and dad meet?" Phoenix said sitting next to me. 

"I met him on tour" I said as Teresa looked shocked. "Holy crap! You're Michael Monroe from Hanoi Rocks! Oh my gosh! I'm a huge fan!" Teresa said as I laughed. "You want an autograph?" I said as she ran off and came back with a picture as I signed it. "THANKS MOM!" She yelled hugging me as I smiled an hugged back. I missed this, having kids running around. I sighed looking at my phone. "Something wrong?" Clayton asked sitting next to me as I shrugged. 

"Ok I just got off the phone with the lawyer. You guys are never staying with her again, I have full custody" Eric said walking back into the room as all the kids cheered. Matteo did not care at all, he was just playing with my necklace. "Seems Matteo likes you" Eric said as I smiled sadly. "Yeah seems it..." I said as Eric looked confused. "Kids why don't you head upstairs to your rooms?" Eric said as they nodded. "Yes dad!" They said heading upstairs. "What's wrong?" Eric asked taking Matteo as I sighed. 

"Just missing my daughter is all" I said as he looked confused. "She passed away when she was only 4" I said as he frowned. "I'm sure you were an amazing father" He said as I laughed. "Mother actually...I'm intersex-" I said as he blushed. "God that makes you even hotter~" He said kissing me as I giggled. 

He's the one, I know he is

~It's Not Unusual~

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