"Thanks for letting me stay overnight, Batman, I uh- I owe you one." Joker said as he took a step back from where Batman had released him in front of the GCPD.
"No prob, Joker. We should've gotten you some therapy." Batman said, starting up the Batmobile. "Too bad there won't be a next time."
"What do you mean?" The Joker took another step back, and the door to the Police Department swung open.
Joker turned around in shock. Around 50 cops gathered around him, guns pointed to hit and kill.
"Put your hands in the air!" Barked a gruff voice.
The Joker's mouth dropped and contorted into a crooked smile. "that's CLEVER, Batsy! I didn't expect for you to pull that one on me."
Batman was silent.
Batman had been playing with Joker, just toying
with him. That dinner? It was a setup. Probably to just get information out of him.
It tore Joker's heart apart.
"Good work, Batman." A voice said.
"Always a pleasure working with you, Commissioner." Batman said.
"You're a real traitor!" The Joker laughed. "Once I get out of wherever the hell they're going to take me, I'm coming for YOU. And you're not getting away."
The police closed in around him. "Put your weapons down!" Somebody yelled.
"PFT.. like I would?" The Joker mumbled. "I have nothing on me, you stupid puppets!" He called louder. His hand closed around one of his handguns.
"Don't make me shoot you!" Shouted Commissioner Gordon, a gruff-looking man with cropped hair and a stubble.
"'yellow, Gordy!" Joker waved with his free hand. To the cops he yelled, "I have nothing on me assholes, for the last time!"
The policemen lowered their weapons, and in that same instant, Joker began firing his gun into the Batmobile.
Batman ducked for cover as The Joker laughed hysterically.
"You're dead, you rotten man-bat!" He yelled. "You probably fuck bats in your spare time!"
Gordon tackled Joker to the ground, having no problem pinning down the smaller man.
"You're heading to Arkham, Joker!" Gordon yelled, as cops grabbed him off of the floor and cuffed him.
"Arkham Asylum??" The Joker paled until his was white as a sheet. "You can't take me th-there, you don't know what they do to me!"
He got no response as the cops pulled him into the Police Department.
"You're on your last life, Batman! Don't make me take it away!"
The Joker raged as the Batmobile sped off. He laughed in the irony of it all.
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Enough For Me (batjokes)
FanfictionBatjokes fanfic- if you don't like, don't read! (COVER ART NOT MINE! ALL ART GOES TO CREDITED ARTIST) This is from the Joker's POV, and includes a lot of the Gotham villains, who are all friends. Penguin is the Joker's best friend. Fight me.
