Enough For Me (batjokes)

Snowball Fight (Part Two)

The Riddler threw a snowball into the Commissioner's nose. Penguin was immediately targeted with a bombardment of snowballs, and he almost dropped all of their supply.

Joker rolled up some more, carefully placing a rock in each one, before handing them to Riddler.
Boom, a cop was knocked down, unconscious. The Joker laughed hysterically.
"Bailey's down!" Yelled another officer, and Edward flew backwards to land on his back in the snow.

Joker realized that he'd been hit with a rock-ball too. It had completely knocked his glasses off of his face.
Oswald waddled over to try to help him up. Ed got up on his own.
There were around fifteen police officers just throwing snow at them. Very few even hit the villains- the cops were awful shots.

Penguin handed another snowball to Joker and Nygma. The two of them chucked snowballs, some hitting the cops, others missing.
They'd been going at it for a nice ten minutes now, and a lot of officers now hand nosebleeds from the rocks or had cuts on their faces.

"You're playin' dirty!" Yelled Gordon, throwing a snowball at the Joker. "Everybody target Penguin! He has their supply!"
Penguin flinched, squeezing some of the snowballs too tight, so that they fell apart.
He was met with a bunch of snowballs and rocks, but actually didn't get knocked down.

Of course. The puffy snowsuit kept the snowballs from hitting him.
Joker howled with laughter and pointed at Gordon.
"You're stupid!" He exclaimed, smiling.
They all heard Penguin start to giggle as well, realizing that he couldn't be hit.

Riddler stuck his tongue out at the cops, and took two snowballs from Oswald's pile and yeeted them towards the officers.
They were caught.
Snowballs were caught in midair.
"What the fuck?" Joker turned to see who had caught them.

Sure enough, Batman stood there with the snowballs in his hands.
"Heyyy, Batman!" Joker called to him, and grabbed another snowball from Penguin, who immediately froze. "You got here just in time to see us leave with Mr. Freeze!"

"Doubted." Said Batman, and threw the snowballs (which of course had rocks inside) into the Riddler's midsection, knocking the wind out of him. Edward bent over to gasp for air.
"Ooh, plot twist!" Joker giggled. "Get behind me, Oswald." He muttered over his shoulder, and Penguin did so.

"Why can't you just let the GCPD fight on their own for once? You're always coming to their aid." Said Joker, throwing a snowball at Gordon, which hit him in the forehead.
"Ouch!" Shouted the Commissioner.
"I just wanted in on the fun." Batman grumbled, and smirked at Joker.

"Ohhh." Joker chuckled. "Okay then." He grabbed three snowballs with hard rocks inside, and hit Batman with all three.
None of them so much as injured him.
Ugh, stupid armor.
"That's not fair, take off the armor!" Penguin bravely piped up, peeking out from behind the Joker.

"Then that means you take off the snowsuit." Batman said to Oswald.
Penguin fell silent.
Riddler popped back up, having caught his breath.

Nygma hit Batman in the chin with a snowball, knocking him back a few steps. The Bat grunted and threw a snowball of his own at Joker. The Joker dodged it.
The GCPD began firing a bunch of snowballs at the trio, and Batman hit Joker in the chest with a big rock.

Joker cringed and the air was knocked out of him. Penguin held onto his arm to help support him, and Edward threw a couple more snowballs before Oswald decided to join in.

Of course, Penguin wasn't a very good thrower, especially not in the giant suit. The police fell silent as the snowball that Penguin threw made it halfway to them before disappearing into the snow.
The cops all laughed.
Oswald glared at them angrily. Batman knocked him over with a snowball that hit Penguin in the head.