Enough For Me (batjokes)

A Visitor

It was around 7 in the morning when Joker heard Bruce open the front door. Joker pretended to be unconscious and still asleep, but when he heard Bruce begin to talk to someone, he jumped out of the bed.

Joker pounded on the locked door and jiggled the knob, thinking maybe it would open.
Bruce's voice came closer to the door, and soon it opened.

Joker was waiting right at the door when he saw little chubby Oswald standing beside Bruce, wearing a black hoodie and grey sweatpants.
"Joker!" Yelled Penguin, and Bruce jumped and put his fists up. He immediately put them down again when Oswald jumped into Joker's arms.

Joker laughed excitedly. He and Penguin jumped around in a little circle while hugging tightly.
"I missed you!" Joker said, looking down at him with a big smile on his face.

"I missed you too." Penguin grinned, but turned to look at Bruce, and the smile left his face. "Where's Batman?"
"He's not here." Bruce said. "He's down in the Batcave."
"Well tell him not to come up here." Oswald scowled.
"Why?" Bruce almost sneered. "You scared, Penguin?"

"Ooh, I don't like you!" Oswald giggled. "Am I scared of Batman? Are you going to tell him?"
"He probably knows." Bruce said calmer. Joker narrowed his eyes.
"Come on, Bruce." Joker said as Bruce stepped further into the room. Oswald hobbled and sat on the bed. "Be nice to your guests."

Joker chuckled, and sat next to Penguin. Bruce remained standing.
"So, how are you, Penguin?" Bruce asked.
"Fine." Oswald answered, shoving his hands into the pockets of the hoodie.

"Yes, you look well." Bruce said. "Where'd you get that hood? I like it."
"Oh. It's Joker's." Penguin said, glancing at the Joker. Bruce also looked over.
"Interesting." He said. "Well, I try not to argue with people. I'll leave that to the Bat. So, let's try to get along while you're here, yeah? What's your favorite color?"

"Black." Oswald said immediately, and Bruce and Joker cut him off.

"Black is a shade."

Oswald raised his eyebrows. "umm... then purple."
"I like blue." Bruce told him. He sat down on the floor in front of the two.
"Do you like food, Mr. Penguin?" Bruce asked.
"Yes." Oswald said. Joker picked at his painted purple nails.

"What's your favorite food?" Bruce asked calmly.

"Raw fish." Said Oswald.
"Oh, shit." Bruce said, taken aback. Joker laughed and clapped his hands.
"I-um..." Bruce stuttered as Oswald giggled along with Joker. "Do.. do you like to read books?"

"Not particularly. I enjoy having people read to me." Penguin answered.
"Interesting." Bruce said again. "You two are quite the pair. Are you dating?"

"You're the second person to ask that this week." Grinned Joker.
"The answer is no." Oswald said.
"Oh, I'm sorry." Bruce said sincerely. "It's just that Joker talked about you nonstop, I figured there must be something special going on."

"Erm, no. Joker is my older brother." Penguin rolled his eyes. "Not sure if that's something that you have or not, Bruce."
Bruce sighed, and tilted his eyes upward. He looked back at the two.
"So who is the sister?" He asked.

"Sister?" Joker was confused for a second. "Oh, you mean Harley Quinn."
"What the heck?" Bruce said. "Wait, are you, Penguin and Quinn all biologically related?"
"..no." Joker said. "I look nothing like them, are you crazy?"

"I don't know." Bruce said, studying the pair. "You both kind of have the same eyebrows."
The two of the villains turned to each other and began laughed hysterically.
Bruce began to chuckle too.