Enough For Me (batjokes)

The Tent

Joker walked into the tent just as it began to rain. Oswald and Edward followed him in, and Harley looked over at them and yelped.

"Look out J, the Riddler's here!" She brandished a frying pan that she was using to cook an egg and threw it at him. It narrowly missed Ed, as he ducked down and the pan flew out of the tent.

Joker giggled. "Harley, it's okay. It's an interesting story but I don't think he's going to hurt us."
Harley skeptically glared at Edward as the three boys headed upstairs into Joker's room.

"Oswald, you have some ice cream on your shirt-" Edward noticed as Oswald shut the door behind them. "here, I'll get it off."

He looked around and grabbed Joker's purple pants from the laundry basket and wiped the cream off of Penguin's shirt with them.
The Joker gritted his teeth and yanked the pants out of Ed's grasp, throwing it back in the laundry.

The two stared at him in surprise.
"What?" Oswald asked. Joker walked over to him and cupped his baby face in his hands, and then walked into his bathroom, leaving the door open.
He could never let Oswald know what happened the previous day.
He shouldn't lose his innocence like that.

Joker began to take off his makeup with a wipe, Ed and Oswald came up behind him and looked at Joker in the mirror.
"Are you okay?" The boys chorused.
"Yeah, I'm fine." Joker said, wiping the lipstick off his mouth.

When he was done, he threw the wipe into the trash can and walked back into his room, falling face first onto the bed.
"Were you a model or something?" Nygma questioned. "You have a rather.. pretty face."
Oswald sat down next to Joker.

"No, Ed, he wasn't a model." Oswald said softly. Joker sighed, and got up to open the closet door.
"What do you want to wear tomorrow, Oz?" He asked, cheerfully for Oswald's sake, even though he felt like jumping off a building.

"Something black or white." Penguin answered, avoiding sight of the mirror. Joker tried to avoid looking at himself as well.

"Are you guys together?" Edward asked.
"Who? Me and Joker?" Oswald said. He laughed.
"No!" Joker said. "He's like my little brother. Why?"
Nygma sighed. "Well, I could tell Joker was gay."

"Wow." Joker grumbled. "Is it really that noticeable?"
"Yes." Oswald and Ed said in one voice.
"Are you gay, Oswald?" Nygma asked, and Penguin bit one of his fingers.
He hesitated a little before saying yes.
"A-are you.. do you like gay people?" Oswald stuttered.

Joker glanced between the two, his expression unchanged as he shifted through clothes in his closet.
"I don't mind them." Edward said. "I am bisexual myself, and I do not care what other people think of me. Left or right? I can't decide." He smiled.
Oswald let out a light sigh in relief, and Joker raised his brows.

"Where've you been staying, Nygma?" Joker asked casually, pulling out a white sweater and holding it up to Oswald's body before shaking his head and putting it back in the closet.

"I'm renting out an apartment under the name E. Nygma, of course. It's in the Narrows. I can write down the address if you guys want to visit sometime." Riddler said.

"Yeah, can I have it?" Penguin asked, laying on his back on Joker's bed. He rested his hands on his stomach.

Joker handed Nygma a notecard and a pen, and Ed sat down at Joker's desk to write.
When he was done, he handed it to Oswald and made another for Joker.

"Thanks. Okay Ozzie, what about this..." Joker held up a gray shirt, black jeans and a black and white puffer jacket.
"Great. Thank you, Joker." Penguin said, hugging his knees and putting his head on a pillow.
Joker caught Edward blush.
"You look very cozy, Oswald." Ed noted, sitting on the bed himself.