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Jungwon: hyung, why are you late?
Heeseung: a technical error occurred causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness.
Jungwon: overslept?
Heeseung: overslept.
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Jake: that's a nice rock
Sunghoon: Sunoo gave it to me
Sunoo: i threw it at you
Sunghoon: he's very sweet
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Jay: if the opposite of 'pro' is 'con'
Sunghoon: and the opposite of 'progress' is 'congress'
Jake: then the opposite of 'constitution' is-
Heeseung: LET ME STOP YOU RIGHT THERE
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Sunghoon: the stars look really pretty tonight
Heeseung: yeah, they do
Sunghoon: you know who else looks pretty tonight?
Heeseung: Jake.
Sunghoon, at the same time: Sunoo.
Heeseung: What?
Sunghoon: What?
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Doctor: what brings you here?
Jay: my car ahahhaha
Doctor, writing down: not sexually active
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Ni-ki: you look good today bro, pro homo
Jake: don't you mean no homo?
Ni-ki: it's a new era, bro, support the gays
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Jungwon: *gets down on knee*
Sunoo: oh my god it's finally happening
Jungwon: *ties his shoelaces*
Sunoo, teary-eyed: he finally stopped wearing crocs!
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Sunghoon: *angrily presses sunoo against the wall* WHERE'S THE FOOD?!
Sunoo: . . .
Sunoo: are we about to kiss?
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Ni-ki: you know what would be cool?
Jay: what?
Ni-ki: if we had a pet monkey!
Jay: who needs a pet monkey when we have you??
Ni-ki: . . .
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*at airport security*
Employee: are you traveling with any pets?
Sunoo: just our rat *points at sunghoon*
Sunghoon: fuck you
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