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Scott: RAMONA!

Wallace: Scott! Whoa! Hey! I didn't know you were back just in time, Too! This place is amaaazing!

WALLACE WELL (Drunk Homosexual)

OTHER SCOTT( His Gay Best Friend)

Scott: Have you seen him?

Wallace: Graves? Not at all, but he's definitely here. This place reeks of a personal touch.

Other Scott: Who are we talking about?

Scott: Other Scott, have you seen Ramona?

Other Scott: Is she the one with the glasses, or the one with freckles.

Scott: ...Nevermind.

Wallace: Take your jacket off guy, stay a while!

Other Scott: The club has girls, too.

He takes off his coat and hands it to coat check which is seven dollars. Stephen and Joseph walk up and do the same soon after.

Stephen: It's seven dollars, Joseph. I'll hold my own coat.

Joseph: Stop acting like a broke-ass bitch.

Walking over to the bar, Scott requests a drink. On getting a Scotch on the Rocks, he immediately spits it out when seeing the three girls, Julie, Sandra and Monique right there.

Julie: Really, Scott.
JULIE POWERS (The Original and The Best)

Sandra: I thought you didn't drink, Scott!
SANDRA (Not The Original)

Monique just sighs.
MONIQUE (Not The Best)

Scott: I drink! Sometimes, I drink!

Finishing the rest of his drink, he was already tipsy.

Scott: Have you ladies seen Ramona?

She just flips off Scott for his rudeness in her eyes.

Julie: Gee, Thanks, Scott, I'm doing well, and you?

Scott: I...Julie...You...I...Montreal...Uhh...

Julie: You're a mess, man. Would you look at yourself?

He looks down and sees his spit take caused Scotch to spill on his shirt making him cry out in frustration, which was quickly fixed when the bartender gave him a complementary Chaos Theater shirt.

Stacey: Nice shirt, Scott!

She was being sarcastic while Scott scrunched his eyes from his sister's presence. Just how many did he know were here?

Scott: Shut up, I spilled my drink. Have you seen Ramona?

Stacey: The Ramona who broke your heart and ruined your life and had a threesome with This Gideon clown?

Scott: You need to stop talking to Wallace, Okay?

Stacy: Anyway, I thought you didn't drink!!!

It was then that Scott noticed Young Neil playing one of the arcade machines.

Scott: Oh...Hey, man.

Neil: Uh-Huh.

Stacey just sent a stare his way while Neil returned it after blasting a zombie head.

Scott: Wait, do you two not know each other? That's crazy!

Stacey: Nuh-uh.

Neil: Scott's sister, right?

Stacey: Yeah, hi.

Scott: Stacey, This is Young—This is, um, Neil.

Scott: Stacey, This is Young—This is, um, Neil

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