Scott Pilgrim's "Precious" Little Life x Male Reader

Lights, Cameras, Sparks?!

The interview starts with A Concert from The Clash at Demonhead, Envy Adams as their lead singer, Todd Ingram on bass, and Lynette Guycott, their drummer. Right now as the movie was in production, a camera crew was interviewing everyone who was around the set.

Todd: We're rockstars, we do what we want, and what we want right now, is to be movie stars.

YOUNG NEIL
SCREENWRITER

Neil: People keep asking me if the movie lives up to my vision, "I guess" if I'm being honest. This whole, shoot does feel a little blurry. My mom says I should get my eyes checked.

EDGAR WRONG
DIRECTOR

Edgar: We're just trying to honor Mr. Neil's tremendous script. Which I think is a truly a tribute to this great city. I'd even go so far as to say Toronto is a character in the movie, a major character.

Bringing the Camera back to Neil, he was...unintentionally proving a point in his idiocy.

Neil: Really? He said that? Who did he cast to play Toronto?

Swapping to the camera to two empty chairs, this confused the camera guy.

Camron: Uh, guys? Aren't we supposed to be interviewing Envy Adams and Todd Ingram's stunt doubles?

Ramona decided that in a hurry to jump into her chair making it screech from her running jump. Groaning you grab yours and set it nearby as the camera points to the two of you.

Ramona: Hey. I'm Ramona Flowers, they told me I should come talk to you? It's my first day.

(Y/N): I fucking hate this...

Camron: You're the stunt double for Ramona Flowers and your name is also Ramona Flowers?

She decided to ponder and gave a dopey head nod making you face palm.

RAMONA FLOWERS
RAMONA FLOWERS STUNT DOUBLE

(Y/N): 'These two were really made for each other...'

Camron: And your the stunt double for Scott Pilgrim?

(Y/N): Thankfully not...I'm the stunt double for myself.

(Y/N) (L/N)
(Y/N) (L/N) STUNT DOUBLE

Camron: Your name is also (Y/N) (L/N), the eldritch horror guy? And you're doubling for yourself?

(Y/N): Hollywood's full of morons, you asking that question proved my point.

This made it difficult for the crew because two actors had the same names as the characters in the movie.

Ramona: I'm a physical person, but I never thought about stunt work. Turns out I'm pretty good at it.

She was hanging in the air by wires while she waited for her lines.

Envy: Ramona, when you're done up there, I've got another set for you!

Ramona: No Problem!

Envy: Great. I need to you run over to my hotel room and give my dogs some medication, it'll be in a blue bag on the counter!

After finishing the scene, the two are continuously followed by the camera crew.

Camron: Do you think this'll be the beginning of a new career?

(Y/N): No.

Ramona: Actually I only took this job because security realized I wasn't working on the movie and I needed an excuse to be on set, so I could get close enough to Todd who used a Vegan—