Scott Pilgrim's "Precious" Little Life x Male Reader

The Second Evil? Ex

Picking up the phone, Scott hears his mother on the other end. And after a few minutes of Scott talking with his mother and being unable to go back to sleep, Scott and Ramona fully wake up. Going to the bathroom with Scott flossing and Ramona using a cotton swab.

Scott: Just be glad you weren't on the phone!

Ramona: Oh, whatever. Parents are parents suck it up.

Scott: You know where they are? They're in Rome. They're living it up! They're... They're... Riding Vespa's and eating a spicy meatball and kissing parts of the pope! Or "Venerating" Them, or whatever.

Ramona: ...Really?

Scott: I'm Assuming!

Ramona: Do you know anything at all about Rome? You don't, do you?

Scott: I do too! I have of ideas about Rome!

He did not. Who did however, was you.

(Y/N): Current Pope, go!

Ramona's reflection was replaced with yours, scaring the shit out of Ramona, who jumps back from the mirror.

Ramona: Jesus!

(Y/N): That's the son of god.

Scott: How the hell are you in our mirror?! Are you David Blane's son?!

"(Y/N): {This is a pre-recorded message using subspace.} Popping in to let you know, Stephen set up a little meet up at his house this evening, we'll be eating a vegan recipe he found online, seen you then. "

After the jumpscare and finishing their morning routine, Scott and Ramona spend a majority of the day hanging out to pass the time. After which, upon the evening rolling around, Scott and Ramona head over to Stephen's home. While Ramona took her jacket off, Scott went to the kitchen and sat at the table with Stephen, (Y/N) and Neil, listening to music from the radio.

Stephen: Listen to this part right here!

Scott: No, I know, Gordon Downie is a totally sweet genius.

Ramona walks in soon after hearing their praises.

Stephen: He's a genius.

Scott: He's such a genius.

Ramona: Who's a genius?

Scott: Gord Downie. It's his solo album.

Ramona: Who's that?

Neil: The guy from The Tragically Hip.

Ramona: Ewww What?

Stephen: So, we're making Vegan Shepherd's Pie.

Ramona: So who's vegan?

Stephen: Uh... None of us.

Scott: We just like to be inclusive.

Neil: I eat fish.

Stephen: I eat eggs.

Scott: I eat a lot of stuff.

(Y/N): I ordered meat and cheese Burritos for myself.

Kim: Hey.

Kim arrives soon after and takes off her boots before entering the kitchen.

Scott: Hey, Kim! This is Ramona! Ramona Flowers, Kimberly Pine.

Ramona: Hi.

Kim: Hi...

Ramona: So, what about the mirror guy?

(Y/N): Mirror? Oh, Shit?! That actually worked?!

Scott: Was it not supposed to?