Scott Pilgrim's "Precious" Little Life x Male Reader

Everyone vs The World

After seeing Ramona and Scott fail to kiss, being blocked by a barrier of unknown origin. The group decide to head to the theater where a mass of Ramona's exes were going to be for the Scott Pilgrim Musical show.

Todd: Extra Butter please.

The Cashier to the Theater's snack counter was listening to Todd's request for butter on his popcorn. Though how much butter he wanted was the concerning point as up was close to three to four bars worth.

By the end, the butter was a small mound on top of popcorn. Taking his popcorn from the Cashier who nervously laughed. He walks away before he sees Ramona skating in, popping out of her Subspace Pack was Scott who instantly destroyed his popcorn.

Todd: Come on!

Scott: Evil-Ex Number #3 Todd Ingram, Vegan...Right? Let's Fight!

A haughty laugh comes from Todd at the request.

Todd: Me fight you, Over Ramona? Don't make me laugh and I'm vegan no longer. I had a cheese plate for breakfast, lunch and dinner today. You owe me a new tub of butter! ...I mean Popcorn.

Scott: And You didn't create this weird force field between me and Ramona?

Todd: Dude, for your information. I've got a new obsessive love interest. Wait! You were Wallace's roommate! Tell me everything: When was he born, what is his middle name, does he have a favorite vegetable?

From above on the second floor of the staircase Wallace shouts down with a martini in hand.

Wallace: Move on Todd! I'm not interested in Curds and Whey.

Todd: There were Sparks! SPARKS!

Wallace: There's no such thing.

He walks off provoking Todd to chase after him. With the third Ex's departure another comes in, the main attraction tonight's musical. Matthew Patel walks in with his demon girl entourage as he sings a small tune to keep his voice crisp.

Matt: Oh Hi Ramona.

Scott turns his eyes toward Matt who panics, not knowing Scott was back as two of his Demon Girls stand between them.

Matt: Scott Pilgrim?! Do not be throwing hands at me right now. This is the biggest night of my career. I shouldn't even be waisting my voice on you. Bzzt!

He walks off entering the Theatre to head backstage to prepare. That's when a certain unexpected couple walk in.

Julie: Well look at this. Scott and Ramona together again.

Gideon: So he's alive. Put'er there Pilgrim.

He puts out his hand for a handshake. Once again Scott readies his fists for a fight.

Gideon: Hey, I get it. No pressure on the handshake.

Scott: You didn't create a force field preventing me and Ramona from kissing did you?

Gideon: Scotty. That evil villain stuff is behind me, I've got Jules now.

Julie: We're just here to watch the show you maniac. Let us pass.

She grabs Gideon's hand and pulls him along. That when the paparazzi ninjas appear readied at the door with cameras as the familiar sound of skateboard wheels comes closer.