Scott Pilgrim's "Precious" Little Life x Male Reader

Who Done Did It

A stereotypical anime highschool romance plays, the girl running with a piece of bread in her mouth as she's late for school, bumps into the hot guy from her grade, goes tsundere when he jokingly tells her to try not to fall again and bids farewell.

The guy watching this sappy mess was the washed up Gordon Goose. Stubble all over his once cleanly shaven chin and a chip is sitting in his hair. He's wearing a No Fear tank top and is surrounded by trash meaning he's been glued on the couch for a day or two.

The phone rings making him sluggishly reach over to grab it.

Gordon: Your go for Goose...

[Lucas: I'm looking for Graves, Gideon. Who the hell is Goose?]

Gordon: You've reached the adult formerly known as Gideon Graves. It's The Goose now, Gordon Goose.

[Lucas: That's cool. Y'know my name isn't Lucas it's actually Luke.]

Gordon: That's not even remotely the same thing...Nevermind. What can I do you for?

[Lucas: Well here's how I see it Goose, I've lose everything, You've lost everything. I thought maybe you'd have some words of advice.]

Gordon: Now you want something from me.

[Lucas: I know I left you in the lurch after Matthew, but if you can find it in your heart to forgive me—]

Gordon: Forgiveness is what you want? Well...I have something entirely different in mind.

Lucas Lee arrives a day later after being given the address. Gordon opens the door and Lucas drops both of his bags as Gordon behaved excitedly.

Gordon: Friendship!

The new relationship between bros begins with them first playing Mario Kart on the T.V with both wearing No-Fear Tank Tops, leading to a paintball fight inside the house, playing Twister which ends up with Lucas Lee losing, but being the bigger guy on top he crushes Gordon, bashing a piñata in the house blindfolded and Gordon getting hit in the head by Lucas, Gordon struggles to spin a ball in his finger while Lucas effortlessly balances multiple objects on himself. Them playing Guitar Hero against each other and then Gordon to slides down the stairs on a sled where Lucas fails to stop his crash because he got a phone call.

They jump around from furniture to furniture and moved to the kitchen afterward where they made an abomination of a cake and popped it into a countertop microwave oven where the it started to spark and nearly light on fire. Which Lucas and Gordon then felt the need to go to a nearby depot store to gather supplies to build a half-pike inside the house to use.

Lucas shows off his expert skateboarding skills to Gordon and when it was Gordon's turn to try he crashed immediately. Them playing Guitar relax watching Gordon's favorite romance anime, where Lucas is also drawn in.

Lucas: Do they even like each other? Because sometimes it feels like they hate each other?

Gordon: This is season 12, I can loan you the dvd's if you want the backstory.

Unfortunately, the two would soon get busted by the short-temper Julie Powers accompanied by Ramona, who has chosen a new hair color and you following behind see the mess.

Julie: I was gone...for 90 f$@!?ng minutes!

(Y/N): 90 minutes? That's impressive.

Julie: Shut up! What did you two do to my house!? And what's with the robot!?

Lucas: Robot?

There was a small robot with a lamp shade on its head. It panics having instantly been made and runs for and out a window, breaking it.