【ωαяиιиg】: Excessive Swearing, Excessive use of the word "Fuck(ing)", [Y/n] is going through it, Gamer Boys, Slight body horror
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"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!"
"Stop yelling."
"NO, CAUSE WHO THE FUCK IS THIS WET ASS, WHITE ASS BITCH!?!"
"I wonder if there's an age requirement to get a brain aneurysm."
Ticci Toby sighs, "You're not helping, Jeff."
Due to all the yelling, your 3 dogs come by to check the commotion. Ticci Toby sees this and ushers them out, gently cooing at them to reassure them. He closes the door of your room to keep them out, feeling a little bad when they start to whine. He'll never admit it, but he's grown soft for your pets.
This wet ass, ugly ass, blonde-headed ass bitch is awkwardly half-emerged out of your phone somehow. His waist flickered as a green, digital trail leading into a small center point on your screen.
This dude straight-up looked like Link from Legend of Zelda, but somehow had an even worse taste in fashion. He somehow looked both like a 10-year-old and a 20-year-old at the same time, you don't know how to explain it. You think it's his baby-like face but his individual features were mature??? Mature eyes, a mature nose with some smile lines, and thin lips on the facial proportion of a child.
Ew.
Look how this freak massacred your boy. Link does not deserve this.
Your nose scrunches up, "God, you're just so-I don't–"
Jeff's smiles wide. He knows where this is going, and he's looking forward to hearing someone else be on the receiving end of it.
"-You're like if Link and abomination itself had a baby." You start to shimmy towards the window in your room.
The blonde stranger widens his black and red eyes, "WHAT?!"
"It's like an edgy teen got too high on cocaine and ecstasy and tried to make a blonde twink seem intimidating."
"What does that even–What do you–"
"You just–Wow, you look like an expired tampon that grew arms."
The blonde stutters incoherently while looking at the other two with confusion and rising anger. Ticci Toby and Jeff are looking away while covering their mouths, failing at muffling their laughter. You managed to go around the bed this whole time, maintaining eye contact with him Bootleg-Link.
Luckily for you, Bootleg-Link is too caught up in your words of love and affection and isn't paying attention to the fact that you are moving towards the window.
"Do you talk to everyone like that?!" Evil Ebay Link shouts, blood leaking steadily from his eyes, "Seriously, who the hell does that?!"
"You do not get to say that, I know you're here for the same reasons as these two fuckos!"
"Hey!"
"She's right."
"Jeff, be quiet!"
"Fuck off! Why are you even here, Ben?"
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