Riff off/2:Chapter 11

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"Anyone else scared?" Chloe asked as we were approaching the house

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"Anyone else scared?" Chloe asked as we were approaching the house. "Not really. I already live longer than I expected." Flo said and I was shocked. I just looked at her. I knocked and like a little slide door in the middle of the door opened. "Password." The man said. "Fart noise?" I asked. "Did you not see the parentheses?" He asked and I sighed. I blew a raspberry and he opened it.  "Bella's. I'm so glad y'all came. Come on in." He said and he was riding a scooter. "Standing in front of you ladies happens to be the world's biggest a capella fan." He said then laughing. "We found you! What can we do for you?" I asked. "Last week, when I was having a tinkle, it occurred to me--do not, do not!!" He yelled to Amy as she tried touch some glass duck.

"That was rude. You do not come to a gentleman's house and touch his goose." He said and Amy apologized. "So are we early or....?" "Actually, you're pretty late. Come on, let's go!" He said and we followed him. He opened some red curtains and there was a huge party. Chloe gasped. "Das Sound Machine, two o'clock." She said and they approached us.

"Tiny Mouse! We meet again." She said. "Another verbal beatdown. Highlight of my day." The man said. "So, have you abandoned your foolish plans to face us at the Worlds?" She asked. "You wish, you gorgeous specimen." I told her and I sighed. "She's really in my head." I said. "I'll be happy to send you there. I'll mail you. A large envelope costs nothing." She said sarcastically. "It would cost more than nothing but still cheaper than shipping like a horse or perhaps an adult moose." "Did you ever think maybe you're too big?! It would cost a fortune to mail you!!" I told them and Chloe pulled me back. "Easy!" "Your fucking huge!" I yelled and Chloe and the others dragged me away.

I was stressing out and I heard Jesse. "Hey." He said then kissed me. "Hey! What are you doing here? What is going on?" I asked and some gong clanged. "I guess I gotta go." He said. "No, no, why? Why?" "I don't know." He said and left. "So is this a riff off or something?" I asked. "I guess we'll find out." Stacie said. He introduced the Trebles and Jesse blew a kiss to me. I chuckled. "Okay, we have the Barden Bellas!" He said. We just stood and waved. I saw Bumper with the Tone Hangers. Three years ago, he hated them. It was a riff off.

After Emily sang her original, Chloe was upset. "Hey, did you really write that?" I asked Emily. "You shouldn't have done that, Emily. Now DSM thinks that they have the drop on us." Chloe said. "I'm sorry. I panicked. I understand if you want me to crawl under a rock and die." "We don't want that." I told her and I saw the look on Chloe's face. "Hey, we don't want that." I told her. "Hey, LJ, let's go meet the Green Bay Packers." Jesse said. "Okay!" I said excitedly and we went.

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