Moments that make you want to punch a motherfucker in the face:
-When your friends try to act nice just so they can have some of your fries.
-When people argue in public. You're holding up the line at the DMV, assholes.
-waiters who give you your food, then not even 5 seconds later, they ask if you are enjoying the meal. BITCH I HAVEN'T HAD TIME TO THE DAMN FORK!
-When people don't understand the meaning of inside voice.
-When girls have "cake face" (too much make-up). Makes me want to stuff candles up your nostrils and down your throat.
-When people think you're dead 'cause you don't answer their calls. It's because I don't like you.
-When people think it's okay to go to Denny's at 2 a.m.
-When people think I want to go to a buffet. Excuse me, I'm trying to live my life to the fullest...not be so full that I die of internal bleeding.
-When stupid ass kids don't where floaties when they know they can't swim.
-When people do extreme -insert sport/activity. Is fucking extreme frisbee really necessary?!
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Rant Overload.
HumorRants are my favorite form of therapy (most of this was written in 2015, planning to revamp in 2018)
