We are revisiting a place deeper than the trenches of hell, more misery than the aftermath of a disaster, eviler than the devil himself. We are revisiting....The comments section!(dun dun dun)
-When the majority of the comments are arguments about books is better.
-When girls want a guy in a book and comments,"OMG! JAKE IS SUCH A DREAMBOAT! LET ME ENTER WATTPAD THROUGH THE POWER OF SANTA AND MARRY HIM, EVEN THOUGH HE JUST MET ME 2 SECONDS AGO AND ALL HE'S SAID TO ME IS HI!!!'
-when they post in all caps, but end in a period. DOES THIS LOOK CALM TO YOU, BECAUSE IT DOESN'T TO ME.
-What they say in the comments section if you're a guy:
R U GEY?
I'm actually sad right now. Auto correct didn't fix that mess you call a sentence.
HOW ARE YOU SO PRETTY?
WHY IS YOUR CAPS LOCK STUCK?!
CAN I DATE YOU!
Sure. It's December 22.
HOW LONG IS YOUR DICK CHANEY?
💧<----what you need.
Female writer's comment section:
Comment: Can I marry you?
No. I don't even think RobotSauce is real name.
C: Top or bottom?
I like both parts of the sandwich.
C: Why are your books so girly?
Why are you talking to the queen?
👏👏 Prepare the guillotine.
Unisex comment:
C:Beinxgpphdwixhirnzeiohoxbqxo
Do you need me to call an ambulance? O_o
-when someone trolls. ✋Bitch,please go back under the bridge where you belong.🌉
-When they can't understand the story and they complain in the comments. Ask the author, you look like a 5-year old when you whine.
-When you read a comment that is real thought-provoking and interesting, but them you see their profile pic of Harry styles as a potato. That's also thought-provoking, but for a different reason.
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This chapter was short af. I'm currently busy with the holidays so that will be my excuse for the day.
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Rant Overload.
HumorRants are my favorite form of therapy (most of this was written in 2015, planning to revamp in 2018)
