Now, poetry is used to make the reader feel emotion and visualize the scene being described in beautiful words...but obviously these people don't know. Here is a list of what can't stand in the poetry in wattpad.
-The title of the book is so deep, you could drown.
-The rhymes are super corny like:
Best:Rest
Air:Hair
Cry:Why
Etc.
-they click tab more than the letters themselves.
-Half of the book is poetry, the other is Author's Notes.
-when they describe a scene so beautifully one chapter, but the next one sounds like a first grader describing brussel sprouts....bad.
-When the write about emotional/philosophical shit, yet the next chapter is about unicorns flying with rainbows coming out of it's ass cheek.
-When they use words that you're pretty sure they don't know the meaning of, yet they put it just to look smart.
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I lied, it wasn't going to be long. :p
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Rant Overload.
HumorRants are my favorite form of therapy (most of this was written in 2015, planning to revamp in 2018)
