Rant Overload.

Toys R messed up + CN? more like C u Never

I've grown up on toys like magnetix and pokemon and shows like Full House and Arthur...Arthur was the shit, but enough about that.

I decide to watch cartoons for the first time in like 6 years...wtf happened?! WHAT THE FUCK DID I WATCH?! WHY IS THERE A BOY WHO CAN TALK TO HIS ASS? WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GREAT IDEA?

~~~~Cartoon Network HQ~~~~

2:00 a.m.

Alright, we need ideas to create a great new show. Any ideas?

Worker 1: A kid with a magic balloon?

Worker 2: A group of monsters that run a skateboard shop?

Worker 3: Let's do blow...

3:30 a.m.

Worker 1: QNDOXLRMAGFKYLFITGSANBCEEBAL!!!!!!!!!

Worker 2: -dead-

Worker 3: I l-like the nose candy...

Janitor: -on phone with ex-wife- TALK TO MY ASS!

Perfect idea...

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There's other things that are hellspawns or stereotypical bulls**t toys:

-Barbie: Hasn't eaten since 1967 and has preportions that cripple her.

But who needs mobility and a life when you're beeeaaaaauuuutttiiifffuuuuuuulll!!!

right?

-Legos became weird ass ninjas and shit.

-Socker Bopperz are still here for some reason...they're just bigger boxing gloves.

-wtf happened to power wheels.

-Good to know easybakes still have the ethics of the 1960's.

-Toys commercial are like HOLY SHIT, IM GOING SO MOTHER FUCKING FASTER, LET ME ADD LASERS AND WOMEN IN EASYBAKE OVENS AND RING POPS AS ENGAGEMENT RINGS THAT YOU WERE GONNA TO YOUR SOULMATE IN KINDERGARDEN ALLISON!!!!!!!!

sorry...got a bit carried away.

-Wonka and the guy from the lucky charm commercials now have a hyperactive disorder.

-Pop,crackle,and snap have fallen into obscurity along with powerwheels.

-Garbage pail kids are no longer a thing apparently.

-All hot wheels have a messed up wheel. Get your shit together Hasbro.

-All 'smart' toys have been dumbed down.

-All robotic toys have red eyes. Can you get more disturbing.

-Furbys are now the spawn of satan

-Kids in toy commercial look like the haven't seen a stuffed animal before. Dafuq?