-Sarah walked to school. She learned shit. Came back home. Sleeps.
Me: When the fuck did she eat?
-"he looked at me with lustful eyes"
No, I thought you looked with your elbows.>_>
-he started at the floor, to embarrass to reveal his feelings.
God?
- I looked up and saw looked at the monitor and saw both of our face surrounded by hearts and the words "kiss cam". We looked at each other and made out.
Me: ._. -deletes the book, walks away, and sets the house on fire-
-he laid me on the bed.
And he laid you soon after...
- I ran into Cody in the hallway
Hope you two are okay
- Please Don't judge my Spelling?
I think we better look at punctuation first.
-Eats three plates of food in under five minutes-
Damnnnnnnnnnnn!
-I hit a pebble and spiral out of control and crashed into a building in the middle of nowhere.
.....I can't even.....
- It was a dark covered day with H2O falling from the sky.
Which H2O, the water or the television show?
-has a heart attack after getting dump
That's taking a broken heart to next level.
- I looked at Tifvany and knew she was the one-
At least spell her name right before you you declare her as your soulmate.
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HumorRants are my favorite form of therapy (most of this was written in 2015, planning to revamp in 2018)