Rant Overload.

Directioners Pt. 2

Apparently someone I know actually read my book, which btw is real embarrassing, and said she really enjoyed me bitching about the directioners in the website. Again, i have nothing against the band and their music, it's just some of their fans need water ASAP. But, in all honesty, i really don't feel qualified to do this ( if you wanna see the pros do it, read "dumb fanfic moments" by @ginawriter, she is absolutely amazing.). Without further interuptions, here is another list of bullshit i see when read the frost-less flakes of One Direction Fanfics:

-Kylie. That bitch's name is everywhere. Please use any other name, thank you.

-Harry is always looking at old people. Like wtf, unless he's spiring to be a retirement home worker, pls stop.

-Zayn is always the bad boy. No one else is entitled to that position.

- spoons are super effective against Liam( if you get the reference, you grew up on that shit like i did). If you throw a spoon at him, he'll melt like the evil witch in the wizard of oz.

-Louis has a fetish for carrots.

-Niall still has a black hole for a stomach.

-When she goes to the concert with her friend even though she doesn't like them. Bitch, you didnt have to go if you didnt want to.

-She feels the need to describe how she showers. Just say you shampoo'd your hair, give it to me straight.

Speak of which, why does she always use strawberry scented shampoo? Did they run out of Olay, Dove, and H&S all at once or some shit?

-They only watch toy story 1. Ever fucking heard of Toy Story 2 and 3? They came out 13 and 3 years ago.

- They are always bipolar. First they are hold hands and shit, the next minute, her hand connects to his face.

-When the author can not remember the story. It's got 6.2k reads, how the fuck do you forget that?

-When she celebrates the forth of July and thanksgiving even when she lives in Britain and is British. Either she just looking for an excuse to have a party or the writer must have really done their research.😒

-When she uses dollars in Britain. Bitch that as useful as a bikini in winter.

-She always goes to starbucks. No other coffee shop deserves the useless american dollars of Kylie Cowell.

-"our tongues fought for dominance." Didn't know you had wild animals for tongues.

-"I hit a random pebble and went spiraling out of control, crashing into some random building, then i blacked out." This is what i feel like im reading whenever...cross that, wherever there's a crash.(lbh, there is always some way Gemma crashes).

-Bradford Bad boy. Wonder who in the fuck that could be?

-says she'll always stay faithful. Two minute later, shes banging Liam in the kitchen.

-"we crashed lips."

"We bring you over to Veronica, tell us the incident."

"Alright, in One direction's house, two lips crashed into each other. There were only 2 casualties. Some bitch who starts with a k and Harry Styles."

"Tragic. Now here's Alan with the weather."

-"we collided lips". Only a fender bender this time. Much Improvement.

- Bitch always gotta be smelling like a fresh picked fruit or a mocha latte. Why can't she just smell like flowers or something.

-Zayn's eyebrow game is always on point.

-Harry still somehow has 'chocolate curls', even though now it looks like it would smell like cat pee and garbage.

-Niall is always the scapegoat. He's almost always the one who gets hit by a truck...that was probs driven by Gemma because she's a good two shoes, but when behind the wheel, she has about the driving ability of a drunk man.
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Thank you guys so much for reading. This has been another one of these...things. Peace!✌️