In all honesty, I am an easily scared person. Way too many things scare me. The dark, drowning, clowns, spiders, that weird old lady's mole, lions, being alone, the list could go on and on really. And I currently have some horror books in my WATTPAD library that gave me nightmares...Thank you 'They call him Lecter' for that very...very vivid chase scene in my dreams.
But now, it's full of vampire and werewolf that uses the word love more that the word the.
"Oh Dela, I love the love that you give to to me, It's a very lovely love that I will love and cherish for as long as our love is true, my love."
Please stop, like immediately...I'd LOVE that. (*Dun dun crash*)
Here is some other things:
-Chainsaw? No.
Plot: Not really
S&G (spelling and grammar) level? 2nd grade.
Harry Styles? Shirtless half the time.
631026393626201817 READS.
-When you know it's copying a book's plot line (*cough cough* Twilight *cough*), yet they copyright it...
HOW THE F*CK DOES THAT WORK?!
-The title is cliche and is named after a phobia like "Arachnophobia" or "Claustrophobia".
I have Clichapobia so please back away about 280 feet with your book before I begin to have a panic attack from your uncreative title.
-"My boyfriend is a shapeshifter."
What is he currently, a triangle or an octagon?
-"He looked at me with hungry eyes."
Give that bitch a Snicker, quick!
-*sees two little ghost girls frolicking down the hall giggling
Me: -grabs wallphone- Yes operator, I would like to speak to the ghostbusters please?
- So half baked you can taste it in your mouth.
-Forgets the book and hasn't update in 2 years...has 293 comments saying "Update!!!11!!!eleven!!!
What more clues could you possibly need?!
-Has 1.28K followers, wrote only one vampire book.
LOGIC.
YOU ARE READING
Rant Overload.
HumorRants are my favorite form of therapy (most of this was written in 2015, planning to revamp in 2018)
