There are many types of people in the world. Here are some of them...
The quiet one: The one who sits in the back of the class. The one who lets everyone else make the important decisions because he's afraid to voice his opinion (not to be confused with the slacker). The one who will be a true friend and loyal to you. If only he/she used her vocal cord...
The Smart-ass: The living autocorrect. The one who must butt into a conversation because someone said an opinion instead of a fact. My neighbour as a child was one. (Fuck you, Ms. Allen, that's why you have no husband.)
The Neat-Freak: They can't go in anyone else's bathroom. They always put on hand sanitiser. I have no problem with wanting things clean, but when you have a container of disinfectant wipes everywhere you go, you have issues.
The Joker: The one who makes you smile while you're feeling down. The one who always has a smile on their face. The one that gets arrested for disturbing the peace.
The a**hole: The guy who taps girls asses in the halls. The guy who always starts a fight. The one that's ego is so inflated, you wonder how he doesn't become Dorothy and flys somewhere over the rainbow.
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Rant Overload.
HumorRants are my favorite form of therapy (most of this was written in 2015, planning to revamp in 2018)
