Rant Overload.

Teenage girls

Okay...here we go. I'm about to offend about 50% of the entire website, but it has to be said.

Dear Teenage girl,
On behalf of everyone in the wattpad community....

Fuck you.

Don't love,
Everyone else

This is something that has addressed, but no one has really done it like this. And it's not like all of them are like this, just like maybe 86.333% of them.( don't ask how you can half 1/3 of a person....pun intended). But the majority is enough to create a bad name for them, and here's why.

-They are so arrogant and think their books are the best. no. I don't want to walk into a coffee shop and see Harry is my Lover/Kidnapper. It's like you want me to projectile spit out my coffee into your much deserved books.

-When they're delusional and actually think that one day their shipping of herself and Michael Clifford will come true like this some disney movie. You don't know how badly i want that ship to hit an iceberg...you don't.

-She exclusively votes on her own books. Just stop.🚦

-Half of her books are facts about her and shit, yet she gets hundreds of followers(Thanks, KilljoyRainbow )

-She seems to always have stick keys because all her comments are on all caps.

-their profile pic is her in a bikini or showing her ass. Put that shit away, this is not your instagram account.

-her inability to comprehend sentence that have more than 6 words is amazing yet at the same time really depressing.

-She always updates her about me. I understand you're an open person and you want people to know all about you, but when it starts to look like your facebook with things like "eating chipotle'' or "Im taking a shit on the toilet💩💩💩", thats when i draw the fucking line with a Flamingo colored Crayola chalk piece from a Crayola dozen chalk set.

-She can't stop commenting with hearts."hi.💛💙💜💚❤️💗💓💕💖💞💘💌.'' It makes you seem psychotic.

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Hello everyone, I just want to say thank you a lot for reading this. I know i say it a lot, but it's because I'm just really thankful to have you guys actually liking my book. Idk if I'm going to be writing tomorrow seeing as it's going to be Christmas Eve and I'm flying to my parents for the holidays. So, in case I can't I wish you all a Merry Christmas, Holy Hanukkah, and a Happy Kwanza.⛄️