Rant Overload.

Fantasy Flaws (see what i did there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )

I'm probably the biggest geek in the world, I've been to Universal multiple time just to go to the The Wizarding World Of Harry Potter....is that sad? Probably.

I love the fantasy section, it's full of creative people making books that draw you into their world, the covers are super cool, and they are just good...well most of them.

-Why is there werewolf and vampire stories here? You do realize there's a place for those, right? You do? Well, let me call Wattpad FedEx to help you ship it to its new home.

-*opens a book* Oh, Tales Of Preturbia? Sounds interesting....*has only and authors note saying it won't be made until next year when it's February* ._.

Are you f*cking serious?

-Why are some titles household things like Locks or Mirrors? Next you know, there's toothpaste and Cooking grease.

-Can some explain to me what FB is in the fantasy? FaceBook? FanBoy? FakeBitch?

-When you open the story and all this crazy sh*t is happening, then it says the next chapter (The day before).....You just spoiled the damn climax. WHY?! Some books do it well, but some literally copy and paste it.

-When the have a generic plot like:

~villain steals princess/queen and hero rescues her

~Magic people protect the earth from criminal trying to destroy humanity

~Man is bitten by spider, has super powers, kills bf's father, and get one of his family shot...wait, that's the plot to Spider-Man.....