-When literally half her friends die before the end of the book. Girl, how many mirrors did you break?!
-How come she never learns or has homework? Her teachers just sit there and look pretty?
-Speaking of teachers, how in the f*ck do they not notice a rape in the middle of the hallway?
-When the author isn't a teenager his/herself.
-Apparently in wattpad, every teen girl must get preggers before the end of a book. It's like a secret set of rules.
-She's so bipolar, she has both a polar bear and a penguin as a pet.
-When the p.o.v. Changes more times than the reader can keep up with.
-When the boy is the protagonist, he is never a gentleman, he literally smashes his lips into any female within a 10 foot radius of him.
-When a girl showers, it takes up entire pages, when a boy showers, it's half of a sentence. Wtf?
-No boy can resist a girl with a gray sweater, beanie, pants, and pink converse. It's impossible.
-"She lured the boy with her beautiful singing." Odysseus better plug his earholes with wax , we got ourselves a siren. KILL IT!!!!KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!(or oil..........thank you Britain.)
-She can not form full sentence around her crush. Looks like 11 years of English and Language Arts for not.
-When her philosophical friend Brenda comes to the rescue. Did someone flash the bat symbol or some shit?🔦🔦
-Her self esteem is always so incredibly low, I've seen girls with heels higher than it.
-When the author leaves at a cliffhanger. DOESN'T WRITE FOR A YEAR.
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Rant Overload.
HumorRants are my favorite form of therapy (most of this was written in 2015, planning to revamp in 2018)
