-When you argue with a show or movie and it's logic:
~Sure, go in the door that has blood and the words "You will die" smeared on it.
~Mickey Mouse:Wanna come in my clubhouse?
You:No because society taught me that if a man or a strangely dressed individual asked to come inside a van or house, to turn the other way screaming "stranger danger!"
Mickey: Okay, Let's go.
Me: -_-
~She has cancer? TOTALLY ORIGINAL CONCEPT.
~When the scene changes to a competely different setting with no context
-When you say something, and no one laughs except you.
-When kids cry in public.
-When people expect you to open the door.
-When you feel like shit after you eat too much.
-When you feel guilty for something you did when you were young.
-When people think It's okay to wear uggs in August, bitch should be wearing flip-flops if anything.
-When girls think it's cute to take your hat. You won't look cute when I drag your ass to the hall.
-When you ask if this shirt looks good and he says "I can't say that, that's gay."
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Because that hot pink tank top and sneakers scream masculinity.
-When you jam out to a song in your car, then you realize people are watching.
~slowly closes window~
-When you see a guy pinches a girls ass hate how they think that's sexy.
You know what else looks sexy?
Not having Sexual Harrassment on record.
-When you drink soda and it goes down the wrong tube.
IT BURRRRRRRNNNNNSSSS!!!
-When you're talk, then you forget what you wer-
-When you wake up at 4:00 am, but you can't go back to sleep.
-When you're the designated driver.
-When you sit in class for hours and your ass and legs become numb for sitting in a certain way.
A/n: Another one is going up in a few hours. Also, give me ideas and share this with others please, Thanks bye!!!!!! :========) ]
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Rant Overload.
HumorRants are my favorite form of therapy (most of this was written in 2015, planning to revamp in 2018)
