Brozone Brain Rot

Brozone CAH 16

"JOHN DORY HERE FOR THE NEW BROZONE MERCH, blank! What's Brozone's new merch?" Clay asked, taking a swig of his beer as he leaned back in his chair.

"I wanna say something funny but the only thing that comes to mind is condoms." Floyd jokes and hands his and Shiv's cards to Clay.

"Wow, Brozone condoms. That's interesting." Bruce says, amused.

"Do they glow in the dark?" John Dory joins in, smirking.

"I don't know, you're the one introducing them." Floyd retorts back.

They all laugh before Clay reads off the cards.

"JOHN DORY HERE FOR THE NEW BROZONE MERCH, Clay's middle child nonsense. I don't have middle child nonsense! JOHN DORY HERE FOR THE NEW BROZONE MERCH, the yodelers. I don't think that would be a very popular collab. JOHN DORY HERE FOR THE NEW BROZONE MERCH, macrame everything. I would hate that merch even more than the funder drawers. JOHN DORY HERE FOR THE NEW BROZONE MERCH, Floyd's ex-husband. You've been married?? No, then who made this card? JOHN DORY HERE FOR THE NEW BROZONE MERCH, Clay's CPA license. We are not selling my license for merch, fuck that. I hate all of these but I think the one I liked the best was macrame everything. Already cards suck." Clay grumbles.

Branch snatches up the black card with a smug smile on his face.

"Out of all of the cards you could play, why that one B?" JD asks, a confused smile on his face.

Branch takes a drink before answering. "I wanted to get rid of it. I hate that card too."

Once again they all laugh, remembering how their grandma had macrame almost over every surface in her pod when they were kids.

Before Bruce could read off the next black card, there was a knock on the door to the bunker.

"Took 'em long enough." Shiv mumbles under his breath as he gets up to answer it since he was the closest.

"Who did you invite this time, Branch?" Clay scolds playfully.

"I didn't invite anyone! I swear!" Branch holds his hands up in defense.

The oldest three narrow their eyes at the youngest playfully, Floyd breaking the silence.

"Actually, I invited a couple people." Floyd answers as he places two more chairs at the table just as Shiv comes back down with their guests.

"Who the fuck are they? Do you guys know them?" Clay asks, turning towards the other three after seeing who their guests were.

John and Bruce suddenly look nervous but Branch nods slightly.

"I know Toby, the dude with the beanie." Branch answers "But not the other guy."

"This is my buddy Butch, we have.... similar taste in partners." Shiv teases, resting his elbow on the shoulder of the black haired troll.

Butch shoves Shiv's elbow off and greeting him with "Sup fucker."

"John Dory, Bruce, what about you two? You guys look like you drank something bad." Clay points out, snapping the oldest two out of it.

"I met Butch when I went to go get my ears pierced with Floyd. And I, we've, known Toby for a while." JD answers, rubbing the back of his head.

"Am I the only one who doesn't know this dude?!" Clay shouts, gesturing wildly towards Toby and Butch.

"Toby Poppits, nice to finally meet you Clay. Your bros used to talk about you all the time, I can't say it was all good but from what I've heard that's what having siblings is like, hehe." Toby smiles and holds out his hand for Clay to shake.