Brozone Brain Rot

Brozone CAH 15

"John, why is Floyd crying? Geez dude, when you guys said you made cards for each other I thought it was gonna be like nice cute things, not this shit." Shiv said, chuckling before taking a drink from his glass.

"This just further proves you're an only child because I would trade Floyd for one potato chip." Clay said, smiling smugly as he passed his card over to Shiv. Floyd made an offended noise, pouting a little.

"Come on Clay, Floyd's not worth one potato chip." John said, smiling in a sweet way

"Thank you John. I can't be-" "He's worth two." Floyd stated but JD interrupted him. Floyd looked like he was going to strangle his brothers.

John Dory and Clay giggled to themselves while their partners rolled their eyes.

"I don't know why you guys are so mean to each other. I wouldn't trade Poppy for anything. Anything!" Viva said, handing her card to Shiv.

"Well, you didn't grow up with her so you don't know what it's like." Clay said, shrugging his shoulders.

"And girls are different than boys. My sons will pick on each other and make fun of each other like there's no tomorrow. Meanwhile my daughter is super sweet to her brothers and making them things. Boys are just assholes." Bruce explained, looking through his hand before settling on a card.

"I would give them my kidney if they needed it but they ain't borrowing my phone charger." Floyd added, sliding his card to Shiv.

"Exactly." John Dory said, pointing with one hand and the other passing his card over.

"Ok, John, why is Floyd crying? A hot mess. He is a hot mess. John, why is Floyd crying? The green eyeliner. Green eyeliner? Let me finish this then someone can explain that one to me. John, why is Floyd crying? Lady Gaga. I don't think she's ever made him cry so that's a first. John, why is Floyd crying? Smallpox blankets. ..ok. John, why is Floyd crying? Winning a date with Bruce. Sounds like he didn't sign up for that. John, why is Floyd crying? A stray pube. I'm not claiming that. John, why is Floyd crying? Branch's abandonment issues. Damn, you guys went dark for some of these. John, why is Floyd crying? Branch's jars of sweat. Ew, gross. John, why is Floyd crying? Bruce's abs, wanna boil an egg on them. That's fucking weird. Hmmm, I'm gonna go with a hot mess. But explain the eyeliner to me." Shiv said, looking around the table at the brothers.

"Okay, so way back when I replaced Floyd's eyeliner with a neon green one. He was not happy. I got in so much trouble for that." Clay laughed, taking a swig of his drink as Floyd glared at him.

"Do you remember which one of you made that card?" Bruce said, trying not to laugh.

"I was me. I highly doubt Clay would remember that enough to make it into a card." Floyd said, rolling his eyes. Clay nodded, agreeing as he drew the next card.

"During sex, I like to think about blank. God damn it, why?" Clay grumbled, holding his head in his hands. The brothers and Shiv erupted into a fit of giggles.

"I love when you get cards like this. We can tell how true they are by how hard you and Viva blush." Floyd says smugly, sliding his card over to Clay. Clay just flips him off, take it as revenge for his previous comment.

"I swear, this game gets worse the more people we add." Branch chuckles, passing his card before taking a swig from his glass. Poppy sits next to him, trying to pick a card from her hand.

"No, it only gets worse when we add Shiv, he's got a fucked up sense of humor." John jokes, nudging Shiv before sliding his card across the table.

"Like you aren't as sick and twisted as he is." Floyd teases, leaning forward to look JD in the eyes. John Dory just sticks his tongue out playfully before sipping his drink.