One-shot Smuts

26. Donʼt Blame Me

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My sex life with my wife was never dull, never boring, and never disappointing. I believe that we’re great. We have perfect chemistry in bed.

I’m contented with what we have. However, she’s been pouting lately, saying she wanted something exciting and more fun.

“Babe, I’m thinking it would be fun watching you fucking someone else right in front of me. And I want you to watch me being fucked by someone else,” she said one night after we finished having sex.

“Anong pinagsasabi mo?”

“I want something like... a group sex? Let’s swap partners!”

“What the fuck. No, Sabby. Baliw ka ba? We’re not doing that.”

“Come on, don’t you think that’s hot?”

“I find it absurd.”

“Ano ka ba? Ang sarap kaya. I get wet everytime I imagine about it.”

Kumunot ang noo ko. “You were imagining about that?!”

Bumangon siya at umibabaw sa akin. Ngumuso siya at nagpa-cute pa talaga. “Sige na, Loey. Try lang naman e, one time lang. If it didn’t turn out great, then we will not do it again. Mag-BDSM na lang tayo.”

Tumitig ako sa kanya. She seemed so determined to convince me. Para bang ang tagal na niyang gustong subukan at sabihin sa akin.

“But still… kahit naman pumayag ako, sino ang tatawagin natin?”

“Marami sa internet! Pwede akong mag-post. I’m sure may interested naman.”

“I don’t trust the internet, Sabby. A lot of strangers are lurking around the internet, they could be bad people.”

Umirap siya. “Fine. How about your friend? Iyong lagi mong inaayang mag-basketball at mag-gym?”

“What? You wanna fuck my bestfriend, Sabby?!”

“Ano?! Its not like that, Babe! Ano ka ba! Hindi ko siya type, noh. One time lang nga, ’di ba? Ayaw mo sa strangers e’di sila na lang ng asawa niya.”

“Seryoso ka ba? Gusto mong makipag-sex ako sa iba?”

“You have my permission naman e. It’s just sex. Still at the end of the day, it’s us who connect. I know that you love me. Please, Babe?”

This is giving me so much headache. Hindi talaga ako payag. Her idea is crazy! Kung sa ibang lalaki, siguro ay matutuwa sila sa ganitong ideya ng mga asawa nila. Pero iba ako. I don’t think this is a good idea. I love her. I don’t want to fuck any woman other than her. Siya lang ang gusto ko.

Kahit anong pamimilit niya sa akin noong gabing iyon ay hindi ako pumayag. Nagtampo siya sa akin hanggang kinabukasan at hindi ako kinakausap. I really hate it when we fight, and when she doesn’t talk to me.

Kahit labag sa loob ko ay tinawagan ko si Chad— ang aking kaibigan para lang magkaayos kami ng asawa ko. Deep inside I prayed he would decline. Laking pasasalamat ko dahil tumanggi nga siya. Her wife thinks it’s absurd, exactly what I’m saying.

“Aww. It’s okay, at least sinubukan,” disappointed na sabi ng aking asawa.

Ngunit napalitan din iyon agad ng saya dahil tumawag ulit si Chad kinabukasan at sabing nagbago raw ang isip ng kanyang asawa.

“Sabi ko ikaw ’yong tumawag, bigla siyang pumayag. G kami tol. Sabihin niyo lang kung kelan at saan,” sabi nito sa kabilang linya.

“Yey! Kung ganoon, maglilinis na ako ng bahay! Invite them here. We can do it tomorrow night!”