(1) 10 year old said: "I don't need a bath, can't you just Febreeze me."
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(2) Young grandson called to wish grandpa Happy Birthday.
Grandson: How old are you grandpa?
Grandpa: I'm 62.
Silence:... "Did you start at 1?"
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(3) Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
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(4) Little girl became restless as the preacher's sermon dragged on and on. Finally, she leaned over to her mother and whispered, "Mommy, if we give him the money now, will he let us go?"
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(5) Boy's in history test 10 years ago:
Question: What ended in 1896?
Answer: 1895
He's now working on car breaks for a living : )
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