The adventures of mr. Nubs and blondie

Triangles?!

Be karkat:
'Stupid fucking  kankri! Gog! All those fucking lectures make me wanna just- ugh! So annoying!' I stormed out of the house and started walking around the neighborhood. After what seemed like forever,I finally mfind yourself entering a café, or some shit like that. 'Starbucks' the sign read.'isn't this that place Rose is always talking about?' I questioned as I walked inside. The place wasn't really crowded, two people on their computers, a few just reading and sipping away on their coffee. I walked up to the menu and ordered a pumpkin spice latte since it was fall. After I received my drink I sat down at the nearest table. I pulled out my phone and started playing games. The door to the coffee shop opened and in stepped a blonde boy wearing a broken disc t shirt. He seemed quite out of place here, but who the fuck am I to say anything, I'm a troll sipping on coffee! I continued to play my game until someone tapped on my shoulder. I turned up to see the same blonde boy. "Can I sit here? There are no more seats in here." He said blankly. I turned my head around to find the place suddenly really crowded. 'Wtf?! It was so empty a few minutes ago.' "Um, sure whatever."I said as started to play my game again. The boy sits down and started to drink his drink.

Be Dave:
'John, you nic cage loving bastard' egderp had finally taken it too far with his jokes. He knew I liked him!
-Flashback-(nsfw)
We were playing video games when John started scooting closer to me. I shrugged it off and continued to play, ignoring it. He suddenly made his way onto my lap and sat down. "You're not gonna win this time stridork!" John said as he pulled a combo move, knocking my health down slightly. Taken back with him on my lap, I let out a small yelp. 'So. Not. Cool!' I thought to myself. John just continued to move around while playing the game. Making me blush slightly. Good thing he wasn't facing me. 'Wtf?! Striders do not blush!' My mind went blank which led to me losing the game."ha! Told you I'd win!" He said in victory. I came back to reality and let out a groan of annoyance. "Fuck!" I yelled. I turned the game on restart and this time I wrapped my arms around him and played like that. "So that's how you wanna be cool guy?" John said in a joking tone. "Shut up dork wad, get ready to get your ass beat, you cheated last time!" I said back smugly. "What do you mean I cheated?! You mean... Like this?" He said as he turned to face me, still on my lap. He leaned forward, inching closer to my face. His dorky smile slowly turned into a mischievous grin. He pushed me back slightly to where I was laying flat and he was pinning me down, straddling my waist. He leaned closer to my face and whispered something so close to my lips that I felt his minty breath chill my own. "Dave... I've been meaning to tell you something for a while..." he went closer to my ear and whispered "I know you like me... and I wanted to tell you..." he slowly lowered him self to my neck and kissed it. "That i, like you too..." he slowly ran his hands through my blonde locks. I blushed heavily and shivered. 'Stop! Stay cool dude! Handle this calmly, and coolly.' He continued kissing my neck as I closed my eyes. I suddenly heard a big chuckle. I opened my eyes to find John laughing and rolling around the floor. I sat up and looked at him in question. "D-dude! It's just a prank! Ha! Oh my god, your face got so red! You totally fell for it!" I felt tears welling up in my eyes, I can't cry! That fucking bastard! " yeah... yeah I did fall for it... I also fell for a stupid, good for nothing, heartbreaking,ass hat that's named John fucking Egbert!" I yelled as I ran out of the house.  Tears threatened to leave the brim of my eyes I pushed them back and ran as far away as I could from him. "Wait! Dave! I'm sorry! It was just a joke!" I heard behind me.
-flash back end-
I slowed down my walking as I stood in front of a Starbucks. I walked inside and noticed a shaggy haired troll sitting near the door. I brushed it off and went to order some apple juice. When I finally got my cup I turned to see that the place was suddenly crowded. The only seat left was by the troll from before. I walked up to him and tapped his shoulder. He looks up at me with questioning eyes. "Can I sit here? There are no more seats in here."I said blankly. He looks around the room, and then looks back down to his phone. "Um, sure. Whatever." He replied. I took a seat and started to drink my drink. "How was your day?" I ask, trying to start a conversation.