The adventures of mr. Nubs and blondie

Juggalos and no signs

"'WELL HELLO THERE~.'" Kankri stiffened up slightly."I- i- Kurloz? Is that really  you?" Kurloz nodded, leaning in closer to Kankri." 'SO HOW HAVE YOU BEEN,STILL KEEPING THAT VOW?'" He asked, holding kankri's chin softly. Kankri brushed his hand away." I honestly don't see why it is any of your information but... no." Kurloz raised an eyebrow, leaning against the door frame." 'IS THAT SO? I JUST HAPPENED TO BE AROUND AND SAW KARKAT COME HERE A WHILE AGO. I HAVE A VERY BUSY SCHEDUEL BUT I THINK I CAN FIT YOU IN,BEING YOURSELF AND ALL.BUT IT WOULD HAVE A SMALL COST.~" Kankri rolled his eyes." As much as I truly value punching a hole through you busy day, I don't think I can punch a hole in mine for you, oh being yourself and all.~" Kankri sacastically remarked as he saw Kurloz scoff."'COME ON KANKRI DONT YOU THINK YOU COULD AT LEAST PLAY NICE WITH ME? I STILL REMEMBER ALL YOUR TURN ONS~.'" The cancer blushed slightly, Kurloz grabbing his hand." Kurloz... really i have to get back to-" " Kankri you ok there? It vwas takin you a vwhile to get back..." Cronus interrupted as he snaked his arms around kankri's waist. He kissed kankri's neck, staring a Kurloz with a hateful look."'HEY THERE CRONUS,I DIDNT THINK ID SEE YOU HERE.I THOUGHT YOUD BE MAKING OUT WITH M-'"
Cronus sucked on kankri's neck, earning a soft moan from him. Kurloz stopped dead sentence as he felt himself grow hot. God did he miss Kankri." Cronus that was extremely triggering for me what were you trying to accomplish by doing that!? If you're trying to make him jealous then can you not please it's very rude and I did-" Kurloz silenced Kankri with a thumb caressing his bottom lip."'KANKRI I DONT GET JEALOUS, YOU REMEMBER THIS RIGHT? YOURE PROBABLY REMEMBERING A SMALL CAR?~"

Flashbacks:

" kurl9z d9 y9u think this is a g99d idea? I mean what if s9me9ne catches us?" 16 year old Kankri said as he felt kurloz's arm wrap around him."'I PROMISE IT'S ONLY US, BESIDES,I'M HERE. NOTHING BAD'S GONNA HAPPEN." Kankri gave an unsure sigh and snuggled into him.Kurloz kissed his cheek, trailing down to his lips." Kurl9z I want t9 ease int9... well y9u kn9w. Please take it sl9w." Kurloz nodded, playing in the boy's hair."' JUST TELL ME WHEN YOURE READY.'" The small troll gave a nod as he muttered a small thanks. He stared through the window, gazing at the stars. Kurloz kissed kankri's cheek, getting his attention." Kurl9z I... I'm nerv9us. What if-" Kurloz kissed kankri's lips. Kankri kissed back leaning in more. A smirk grew on the clown's face and he lifted his hand. Kankri let out a small sigh as he felt Kurloz rub at his waist, pulling away softly." Kurl9z... d9-" "'DO YOU TRUST ME?"'
"9f c9urse I d9... but-" "'KANKRI, TRUST ME, NOTHING WILL HAPPEN THAT YOU DONT WANT TO HAPPEN'" Kankri smiled softly, hugging Kurloz. "9k, I-I trust y9u." Kurloz nodded as he rubbed kankri's cheek."'I TRUST YOU TOO''"  he laid soft kisses on kankri's face, brushing his lips against the cancer's lightly. Kankri  wrapped his arms around kurloz's neck." Just hurry 6ef9re I st9p...  " Kurloz kissed Kankri, bring his fingers by the end of the boys sweater. Kankri shivered as the troll's warm hands rubbed against his waist. Kurloz brought his face close to the cancer's ear."'JUST TELL ME WHEN~'" Kankri nodded, burying his face in the other's chest as felt himself let out a soft moan.kurloz ran his fingers along kankri's grub scars softly. That was gonna be a night Kankri would never forget, especially his movements...

"K-Kurloz, this is a very inappropriate Time to talk about that subject! Cronus can you not 'patronize' him."Kankri pushed Kurloz back, pushing Cronus off of himself and shutting the door behind him. He walked up to the clown with an aggravated sigh." Can you tell me the real reason why you're here? I told you I am neither black nor red for you. I know it sounds mean but I'm sorry, we can still be friends if you would like." Kurloz pulled Kankri into a hug."'THATS ALL I WANT~ THANKS KANKRI."'
Kankri looked up at him with a soft smile." No problem." Kurloz's eyes flickered from the troll's eyes to his lips, leaning in slowly. Kankri blushed, raising his hands to cup kurloz's cheeks." Kurloz you're really sweet, please stay that way." Kankri said as he kissed the boy's painted cheek softly. And with that he turned around and walked back inside. Kurloz held his cheek softly, smiling to himself as he shook his head.