The adventures of mr. Nubs and blondie

Between two loves 18+

Good night, karkat

Now:
Bro entered the room to see karkat and Dave sleeping, the morning sun shining through the window.
"You know lil bro, I'm very happy for you." Dave woke up to bro fantasizing  about something." What's up bro?" " I just wanted to tell you I got myself a troll too! His names Cronus. It seems like you know about trolls a lot so maybe you can me if I need it." Dave woke karkat up hastily. " w-what's wrong?" " oh nothing, just Cronus and my brother are dating!" Karkat's facewent pale as they looked at the sleeping ex.
"Bro you are now involved in a code Teal." Dave said with a low voice, pointing towards kankri on the couch."o-Oh no, what's the plan shorty?" Bro asked Karkat."why me? I know I'm related to him, ok ok, don't tell kankri, he'll just go ballistic if he found out. Tell Cronus if he tells kankri that I will call a certain high blood to beat the grease out of his hair." "Hey, remember who we're talking about here, but sure I'll tell 'Im."
The three sat down and ate some bacon and apple juice, some teased into drinking it...
Bro set off to hangout with Cronus while Dave was left with one thing on his mind. [ now I have another vantas after me.]
"Dave... I'm sorry you got dragged into this, you don't deserve it. And now mr. Trigger warning is gonna flirt with you any chance he gets. In Any quadrant he sees wise, no matter what." Dave broke into a cold sweat. This was gonna be a long day, that's when kankri woke up.

- soon Karkat and kankri started to fight over anything and everything possible. Dave walked over and put his arms around Karkat's waist from behind. "That's enough you two, I'm starting to get a headache from all of the fighting." Dave said as he picked up his matesprit and put him to the other side of the room. When he walked back over kankri sat impatiently. "#consent for picking you up?"  The troll blushed and nodded his head. Soon he was pick up just as Karkat and put to the opposite side of the room. " there, now please don't get into fights while I go shower" Dave said as he turned to Karkat.
The troll ran up behind him and jumped onto his back. "I need to shower too so I'll go with you!" Karkat said as they ran down the hall. "Wait just 9ne sec9nd!" Dave stopped dead in his tracks and turned to kankri."what seems to be the problem kankri, have I triggered you in a way from my words or actions, should I check myself because if I have triggered you I'm truly sorry that I did, is there anything I can do to recompense my triggering behavior?" Dave said giving a small smile."yes you have triggered me slightly, for recompense maybe I can... use the shower also?" Kankri said slowly turning a bright red and burying his face in his turtle neck. Dave gave a small blush." There's only one shower that's mine and the water gets pretty cold after 1 use. So you'd have to get in with me, or you could go with karkat in the guest bathroom." Kankri blushed even more '9h c9me 9n kankri y9u have g9t this!' "I suppose that is not... a problem for me ... if it isn't for you or Karkat." The couple turned to looked at each other and whispered in discussion.
"What do you say kitkat?"
"I SAY YOU'RE FUCKING NUTS!"
"Let's just see how it goes and then you can do whatever you want to me, is that a deal, kitkat?"
"OH ALRIGHT, Fine."
He shouted in a hushed tone.
Dave turned back to kankri with a smile."it is no problem to us, you can hitch a ride if you want." Dave said as he pointed to the empty spot in his arms. Kankri jumped into his arms as Karkat glared at him face to face. Just knowing how strong Dave is to carry both of them at once made him shiver in his horribly colored pants. On the walk Dave had to get ahold of kankri and a squeezed his ass. The baffled troll just shivered and held on tighter.karkat glared daggers at him as he let out a low growl.

Finally they made it to the shower and Dave was the first to get undressed, keeping only his boxers on. "Don't worry kankri, you can ask for anything you need, I'll be in this shower, just go next door and you'll find the shower.keep your underwear on if you feel triggered, I would be happy to lend you some afterward." The older vantas nodded and kept his boxers on. When the brothers got to the shower Karkat slipped everything off including his his boxers. "So you won't feel shy I'll take mine off too, Karkat." Kankri grew even more embarrassed slipped his off also. They hopped into the shower and the warm flow of water started to hit their skin.Kankri shifted awkwardly and washed himself. Soon, karkat was next to him." Do you need any help?" He asked. Kankri nodded and karkat washed his back, the suds falling off the troll's smooth skin only to be massaged by The troll's hands."Karkat, I was h9ping, if it is n9t a tr9u6le, if y9u c9uld wash my, h9rns." Karkat wrapped his soap lathered fingers around the troll's small horns and rubbed. Kankri muffled small little whimpers and closed his eyes. "Think of this as a favor kankri, I mean, I've touched your horns so many times it probably doesn't phase you anymore. You remember those days, right?" Karkat said with a smirk. Kankri blushed and nodded slowly. Karkat did special movements with his fingers that left the older one shivering.
"Ughhhh kankri what have you been doing? You have a little pieces of candy sprinkles on your horns, I'll fix that though." Karkat licked the base of the horns and sucked  the sweet candy sprinkles off, kankri panting and letting out small whimpers.Karkat started to glide his hands down kankri's soapy body and played with his nook. "K-Karkat, this is very- mh- triggering to m-ah~!" The triggered troll was at a loss for words from the pure bliss that was being reached. "It wouldn't hurt to get some favors from you, kankri. I am doing you a big favor." Whispered a very horny Karkat. 
Kankri started to suck at Karkat's neck leaving bite marks and dark grey spots. "Oh~ fuck~ mmh yeah~" Karkat repeated rubbing kankri's horns.
The shower was soon over and they turned off the water.
After putting their clothes back on, kankri pinned him  to the wall with an unknown strength." Y9u can never tell any9ne a69ut what happened in there, d9 y9u hear me Vant-"Karkat cut him off with a kiss and gave an annoyed sigh." I know kankri, don't tell anyone, were you gonna use the same threat as last time or what?"  Kankri whispered something to Karkat in his ear that made him shiver. As they walked out the bathroom karkat a small marks were clearly visible to Dave." Karkat, what happened to your neck?" The troll looked away." That? Oh, I guess I was allergic to the soap, and Kankri slipped in the tube and like the fucking idiot he is fell right on my neck." Kankri growled slightly. " oh. Well I hope you enjoyed your stay Kankri, please be sure to tell me if you would ever like to come back over. As Kankri walked to the door, he gave karkat a lustful stare.