The adventures of mr. Nubs and blondie

Whats a baby?

"Dirk?! What the fuck are you doing her-"
"Dude chill out, I was at jakes last night and I drove here in the morning to check on you." Dirk Ruffled Dave's hair, sitting on the couch to watch his show." So you probably already heard about Karkat and I, right?" " yeah, why did you do it anyway, mc shouty was the saddest I'd ever seen him. That's a low blow, even for you." Dave sighed, shrinking into the couch. " I fucked up! I get it ok. I'm sure he's never speaking to me agai-" Dirk covered his mouth, groaning in annoyance."He still likes you so chill the fuck out.besides, karkat does want to talk to you, but wait until he comes back."  Dave got up, slowly walking to his room." That's what I'm worried about, I don't think he wants to come back..."

" I love you too." Karkat smiled at the words.jake kissed karkat's neck, slowly grinding against him. The troll let out soft moans, " Jake~" the Brit smiled at his name, pulling off karkat's shirt. Jake rubbed at karkat's horns again, felt Karkat shake with pleasure.He kissed Karkat, undoing the boys pants." Are you sure you want to do this?" Karkat nodded, kissing Jake's nose. Jake pulled off karkat's pants, rubbing softly. Karkat's moans made Jake shiver, the soft yet loud sound echoing through his ears, he couldn't get enough of it. Jake started to pull down karkat's boxers, his own getting tight. It didn't help that karkat's moans were only getting louder, those beautiful moans, he wanted this moment to last forever." Jake~, w-what about  you? I-I'll..." Karkat wrapped his arms around jakes neck, kissing him softly. He pulled down jakes pants and started grinding on him. Thier moans filled the room with every pant and twitch. Karkat pulled down Jake's pants, licking his shaft. The troll started to suck on the tip as he felt jake rub his horns. He started to purr as he sucked Jake, feeling himself getting harder." Karkat~ were in the ever loving hell did you learn to do thi-ah~" Karkat took Jake's entire shaft in his mouth, purring as he started to go up and down. Jake could barely speak, his hands trembling as he gripped the sheets. He could feel himself getting close. " Karkat~! I'm gonna~ " Karkat stopped and started to suck on Jake's neck, pulling his own boxers off. He whispered into Jake's ear." Troll's have a slightly different anatomy than humans, I hope you're up for it~" Jake felt Karkat lean away. Jake stared at karkat's nook, crawling over to the troll. He gripped his hands on karkat's waist as he slowly licked down his nook.karkat put his hand in Jake's hair, pulling slightly. Jake sucked at it softly, tasting the sweet cherry. Karkat twitched as he pulled harder, sending chills through Jake himself. The boy teased Karkat, licking the soft parts of his inner thigh."Jake~ please just do it already~"
He gave a smirk as he kissed the troll's leg." Do what~" he traced a finger down karkat's nook." This?~". Karkat moaned, feeling jakes warm finger trace up and down. Jake could feel karkat's body heating up, he couldn't help but let another smirk fall to his face. Jake started pumping his bulge, looking Karkat into his eyes. Karkat's moans were only muffled by his hand. " come on darling~ you sound marvelous~" he started to suck at karkat's bulge, pumping one finger in and out of his nook." Jake!~ fuck- please just-ah!~" Jake entered another finger, taking in karkat's full length. The troll's moans echoed through the room. Jake pulled up from Karkat, kissing his stomach. He started to suck on karkat's neck before he kissed his nose. " are you ready?" Karkat nodded, gripping onto Jake as he felt a pressure in his nook." Mh!~j-Jake~ I-" Jake kissed him, rubbing his face softly. He started to thrust in and out, feeling Karkat leaving scratch marks down his back. Their moans filled the room as Jake started to thrust faster into karkat's nook, the stinging marks on his back getting red." Jake!~ I don't think I can last much long-" Jake kissed him roughly, slamming into him as he gripped his waist." I'm gonna-fuck!~" Karkat released, leaving Jake unfinished." J-Jake you didn't finish..." " it's fine, I'm just glad you did..." Karkat pushed him back, going down." I'll help you in other ways if you don't want me to, you know..." Jake nodded, pulling Karkat up. " I wouldn't mind if you, continued..." Jake blushed." Are you sure you're alright with it?" Karkat nodded, getting on all 4s. " whichever way you'd want is fine..." Jake gripped onto karkat's ass, pushing in. He started slamming into Karkat, now gripping his shoulders." Oh my god!~ Jake you're so-ah~!" Jake slammed into him harder, feeling Karkat going weak. He thrusted in with all his might, Karkat leaving more scratch marks down jakes back." Karkat~ I'm gonna-mh!~"
Jake released into Karkat, pulling him into a hug." I love you Karkat" Karkat smiled weakly, kissing jakes cheek. " i love you too."
Jake looked at the sheets, seeing a huge red spot. Karkat blushed as Jake started to laugh." So trolls are really special, at least I don't have to get scented detergent~"  Jake joked as Karkat threw a pillow at him." We usually have... buckets to catch it. I find it weird that humans just do it inside their partner!" Jake's smile fell." C-can troll's get pregnant?" "What the fuck is a 'pregnaunt'?" Jake chuckled softly. " pregnant, is when usually in a humans case a woman carries a baby after, intercourse." Karkat sat there." What is a baby?" Jake laughed, pulling on some sweatpants as he handed Karkat a baggy shirt." Babies are... little balls of sunshine, they give you happiness and hope. They are what make humans truly beautiful." Karkat nuzzled into Jake's shoulder." You must really like them..." Jake smiled a Karkat, kissing his head." I love them, one day... i'll have one. And when that day comes I'll never let it out of my sight, it will be the biggest adventure I'll ever have." Karkat smiled. "... why don't we have a baby!? You really want one right?" Jake blushed heavily, stuttering." K-Karkat, D-darling. W-we're only 19 and I don't t-think it would be a g-good idea at the m-moment- NOT that I-I don't want to h-have a baby with y-you. But I don't think you're capable of having  one either. I'm sure as hell not risking you getting hurt."Karkat jumped into Jake's lap. " oh come on Jake, it might not even work! It would be fun to try right?-" " no! If something ever happened to you because of something I did, I would never be able to live with myself. It's not supposed to be fun, it's full of responsibility and care taking. It's a full time schedule full of taking care and feeding it. I want to have one, but right now isn't a good time at all..." Karkat shrunk back,  flinching at Jake's yell. " I'm sorry Jake, I didn't mean-" jake pulled Karkat into a hug, kissing him repeatedly. He pinned the troll down, tickling him. " Karkat I can't be mad at you for not knowing that, I'm  sorry for yelling." He stopped tickling the giggling Karkat, leaning down to whisper in his ear. " even if I wanted to, Dave is waiting for you..."

But what if he wasn't

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