The Malec Chronicles

The Weapon Room

A pretty explanatory story and photo (love it by the way), so here is a little story that I think how it goes. It's completely stupid but it's funny, like most things in this world, so, I hope you enjoy it.

Warning: Little People in the story and adorableness. (and obvious BoyxBoy , including; Jalec., Jace/Simon/Alec, etc...)

"Are you ready to leave baby?"

"Just a sec, need to meet Jace in the Weapon room."

Alec kissed Magnus quickly on the cheek before scooting out of the kitchen. Clary sighed as she scrubbed her dish clean.

"They are always in there. How many times do you need to see the same old weapons?" She dried of her hands and plopped down on the empty seat next to Simon, who helped fed Clary's oldest born, a little girl with red hair and gold eyes. She had her mother's pale skin, but golden freckles.

"This was the life we signed up to be Clare," Simon said, wiping away some of the extra food that covered young Amatis's face.

"I've been a Shadowhunter for eight years and I still haven't figured out why Jace and Alec are always in there." Isabelle strutted in, carrying her own child. The young boy was around Amatis's age, with black hair and chocolate eyes. He had the same complexion as his mother, but his hair was curly like Simon's.

"The weapon room has always been like the meeting room for Alec and Jace," she explained, placing Jordan in his high chair. "No one bothered them in there, since they know how intense their fighting is."

"Maybe the weapon room is where they make out and have their sexy moments," Simon said, taking a bite out of his own food for once.

"Are you suggesting that my husband is cheating on me with Goldie," Magnus sputtered.

"Or that Jace is gay," Clary said.

"Or bi. Maybe pan."

"Not helping Simon," Isabelle said, feeding Jordan.

"Point is, no one spends that much time looking at weapons."

"Maybe not Jace, but Alec loves looking at swords. Even better handling them." Magnus winked at the other adults at the table, who almost chocked on whatever they had in their mouths. (No laughing or comments. This line isn't meant to be as dirty as Magnus's thought.)

"That was not appropriate Magnus Bane," Clary snapped. Simon covered Amatis's ears with his hands with a look of over dramatic shock on his face.

"It's true, and it's not like the kids are gonna remember it. But I wonder if Simon has a point? I mean, think of it. Parabatai aren't allowed to be romantically involved, so Jace and Alec hide it behind closed doors and shiny blades."

Then, all the friends thought of what they did...

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(Clary's POV)

Jace slammed Alec to the wall, his hands placed firmly on the black haired Shadowhunter's shoulders. Alec breathed heavily as Jace licked Alec's neck.

"More," Alec groaned, thrusting his hips against Jace's.

"I would, but I can't do this," Jace pulled away, turning his back to Alec. "It's wrong for us to do this. I have a wife, daughter, and another on its way. I would never cheat on my amazingly beautiful, talented, and definably not short love of my life." Alec threw himself at Jace, crying.

"But I need you Jace. Forget about Clary and we can start a life together." He kissed the back of Jace's neck softly, while Clary walked in.

"Jonathan! Alexander!" She grabbed the nearest weapon, a dull knife, and drove it through Alec's chest, over and over until she felt the anger for him was gone.