Inspired by @HolyHephaestus A Malec Alphabet, Bloopers:Shirtless. Includes Allegiant spoilers. DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVENT READ IT! Also some boyxboy.
Alec laid his head on Magnus's chest as the movie started. Isabelle, Simon, Jace, and Clary were all in similar positions, laying on separate couches. Magnus begged Alec for them to do a movie night at his loft. Alec agreed-after the hard core sex-and if Alec got to choose.
"I heard this is a good movie," said Magnus, nibbling on Alec's ear lobe.
"It was a good book, first," said Alec.
"You know I don't read," replied Magnus, kissing Alec's cheek.
"And you, know I don't watch movies," moaned Alec, feeling the warlock's mouth fall to the pulse on his neck.
"If you two start having sex, can you do it in private or when we watch a porno," said Jace. Clary then punched him hard on his shoulder. "It's true!"
"Shut up," hushed Isabelle at the four, "The faster you stop embarrassing Alec, I can see Theo James shirtless," she addressed toward Jace, Simon giving her a 'I'm right here' look.
"Actually, I'm staring to get more comfortable with showing PDA," said Alec. And to prove his point, he leaned up and kissed Magnus with a force equal to the one at the Accords Hall, causing Magnus to gasp, giving Alec the perfect opportunity to stick his tongue in Magnus's mouth. Alec opened his eyes long enough, to see Simon and Clary flush bright red, Isabelle with her eyes wide open, and Jace pretending to throw up.
Both their tongues began to dance with each other, and Alec pulled back, showing both their tongues to their friends. Feeling like they were alone, Alec pressed his erection down on Magnus's, causing both to moan.
Alec started to unbutton Magnus shirt.
"Maybe we should take it in our room," he suggested, "Don't want your friends to be scarred."
"Let them watch," Alec purred.
"IT'S TEST TIME," yelled Isabelle, causing both men to look at the screen, as Tris entered the mirrored room.
"I love this part," said Magnus.
"I thought you didn't see the movie, or read the book," said Alec, rubbing Magnus through his purple leather pants, clearly showing his bulge.
"I said I didn't like read, I didn't say I didn't," moaned Magnus.
"Stop giving hand-jobs and watch the damn movie," yelled Jace, as Tris jumped on the large dog.
Alec and Magnus grunted, not wanting to stop. They stayed in their position, Alec laying on his stomach on Magnus's. He rested his head on Magnus's, planting kisses on random times.
Then, Four pulled of his sweater, showing Tris his tattoos. Clary, Isabelle, Magnus, and Alec all jumped to attention.
"So, cute," gulped Magnus, as Alec nodded.
"He would be cuter if he was you," said Alec, as Four turned around and kissed Tris.
"Let's see if that's true," said Magnus, in a deeper tone then he usually spoke, as if saying it like Theo James. He pulled of his bright pink, buttoned shirt, to reveal his bellybutton free stomach. Alec liked the idea, so he pulled off his faded and hole covered sweater, and lunged toward Magnus, kissing with force, yet making it passionate.
"What the hell," yelled Jace, looking at his parabatai making out with his warlock shirtless.
"Alec thought I made a cuter Four, so I challenged him to it," smirked toward Jace, then locked lips again with Alec.
"Tris wasn't shirtless," said Jace, pointing toward Alec,"assuming your Tris at this moment."
"Maybe were doing a prequel of Divergent, were George and Amar make out," said Alec, before kissing Magnus again,"or a fanfic were Four falls for Caleb after Tris's death."
"Nooooooo," yelled Isabelle, Simon, and Clary at the same time.
"You ruined it," cried Clary.
"Why does this world hate me?" Asked Simon, on his knees, screaming toward the roof.
"Thought you all read it," innocently remarked Alec.
"You were wrong," moaned Isabelle.
They spent the remainder of the movie quiet, glancing hateful looks toward Alec. As the movie ended, everyone got up from their spots.
"We should do this again," said Jace, wrapping his arm around Clary.
"I already have a movie in mind," said Alec. "It's called the Geography Club. It's based of a really good book."
"Is it about romance?" Asked Isabelle, who was know on Simon's back.
"Yes," said Alec, "and my and Magnus will try to not be as...excited, as we were today."
"Okay then," she said. All four walked out the door, leaving toward the Institute.
"Oh no," said Alec in an monotoned voice, "I forgot to mention to them that the Geography Club is a book of gay relations."
"You said try to Isabelle when you told her that we wouldn't be as excited right?" Asked Magnus.
"For obvious reasons," purred Alec, pulling down the zipper of Magnus's pants, and popping the button, "know we need to finish what I started." He gripped the sides of Magnus's open pants, and dragged him back down on the couch.
"But Caleb, I love Tris," said Magnus, acting like Four
"We need each other to remind us of her," said Alec in a rough tone. "Come on Tobias."
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The Malec Chronicles
FanfictionStories based around Magnus and Alec (MALEC) written by Cassandra Clare. I don't own most (or 98%) of characters mentioned.
